Renton

I've been doing that for most of the last 30 years though.

Gemmill needs to have a thread starting ban. At least. Oh well, look on the positives, we can concentrate on the league.....

Really? We've fucked it mate.

Feel sick. No silverware for us AGAIN.

Really sorry you reached such a low point Craig. I'm living proof that in a realtively short amount of time you can turn things completely around though. As has been said, there are many good listeners on here. Even though most of us haven't seen each other for years or perhaps have never met, this is a community of real people who really care. You're so right about bottling things up too. But sometimes its so hard, especially as a man, to find the right release. Hope you do mate.

Survived this round but its like squid games at the moment. Fuck all chance of a pay rise though I imagine.

I'm interested that there's nothing about his magnificant reduction in the number of SmaLl BoATs there. Well, I've just received news of a round of redundancies at work, so the tax breaks aren't going to help much. Merry Shitmas Rishi.

Aye. Just before christmas too, fucking cunts. I wonder who the land lord of that building is and if the other premises are safe, especially the surf shop. I was told once it was owned by the Grand Hotel but not sure about that. I can only guess the plan might be to use the building in its entirety for something shit. There's nowhere I can think off in Tynemouth for the cafe to relocate either.

Fuck off you boring baldy southern ponce.

A leather case. Fuck me, congratulations Mr Rees-Mogg.

Get a clear case for it then, obviously.Another potential issue for the fold - can't see a case working well on it and at that price I don't want to scratch it.

A fucking 2 decade old Android vs. Apple debate? Thing is as far as I can tell flagship Android phones and iPhones are converging in terms of functionality and price so who gives a shit? Personally, I like innovation. I would like to get a fold as my next phone but fuck paying £1800 for it like.

Fairly fucked off about this. My local cafe seemingly being shafted by the land lord. It's always packed out so obviously profitable. Has had acts like Sam Fender playing there in the past, nit many venues like it.

FFS, not this shit again.

Exactly. That's what we've become, an AI extension of Gemmill's roomba. I want the frankly brilliant thread titles of ***checks notes*** everyone else other than Gemmill to cheer me up. To those kids who use toontastic 3D, and get upset, I say fuck you! We must protect and preserve our snobby and perpetual heritage, even when the going gets tough. This is a hideous experiment destined for horrendous failure. And christ on a bike, when he does win the smugness levels are so absolutely unbearable they taint the victory anyway. Also, he's originally from south of the Tyne. Just saying.

Can someone bar Gemmill from starting threads. Note he will still have the right to reply - I'm not an animal - just not to start threads, in this forum anyway? Not only are his match threads blander than a Roomba could dream up, they don't even allude to the date, kick off time, or competition. They induce zero joy or information into the world. And fuck off claiming Fulham was some kind of victory given our home league form and Fulham's abysmal away record. This is a fucking season determining game and we let Gemmill fuck it up? Edit: okay, scrap the bit about info, just seen the sub title, I thought it odd an accountant not time stamping everything. Point still stands though.

Did he post something? Yes. Did he say anything of interest? No.

Quit the bitching Gemmill. Okay, so far the MLF's have come up with the following protests. Huge display bizarrely referencing Sports Direct. Looks laughably shit, blocked by club. Distribution of 10,000 red latex gloves. Sunderland dermatology department put on alert. Throwing tennis balls dipped in red paint onto the pitch. And, my favourite, contacting "Just stop oil" to block the NUFC convoy. I can see that working out well with 6000 pissed up pissed off football fans. I mean, we knew they had gone a bit insane but this is fucking glorious.

Uttrly fucking weird lie. A ST is for the league only. Of course you might be moved for a cup game. What else do they want, NUFC fans peppered around the entire stadium? I do like the fact we've "taken" the Black Cats Bar and it's being painted black and whit for the occassion mind (which is what they are claiming).

Best case scenario, they score first 10 minutes and cling on after getting battered all match, only to concede after 9 mins unwarranted extra time to an unjust penalty. Rematch SJP they are limited to 1500 bubble trip in the usual God's, cos it's midweek and not safe otherwise, obvs. After witnessing a proper organised flag display celebrating NUFC heritage, we stuff them 9-1. Giddup as MF would say. Or just fuck them over at the Stadium of shite, I'm easy.

Oh Keith.

Didn't the orcs or Mordor have a red hand painted on their shields or something?

Naaah marrow. The north stand are going to walk out on 70 minutes against Coventry, for reasons despite being a scholar of the fans of massive lads I can't quite fathom. This thread is 500 posts long and literally one of dozens about us. They are fucking gone.

That's because... You have alopecia.