Renton

He's thrown a dead (black) cat to distract from the shit managerial appointment. Genius.

Absolutely tragic they're all crying because they can't put FTM on a surfer flag. Can't recall a single wor flags flag being anti-Sunderland like, they always support NUFC and it's heritage. Except that time they had a mosque on it, aka Spanish City.

Gloom knows the best formulations.

Dunno why these StT holders are whinging about being moved. It's only one game to a club that doesn't exist, and it's not like we will shit in their seats.

This genuinely funny, from their mega thread about the display they are going to have at SoL against us. The one the frat kid donated 10k of his pocket money to.

They already sold loads of seyson cards by giving us a high allowance for the derby game, thus restricting capacity (whilst fleecing us), and then incentivising half seyson cards to guarantee them a seat for their decade long cup final. Not daft this KLD, you don't become the heir to a billionaire without a training in the arts of the grift. Only problem is marra its blood money.

That's the mackem spirit I like to see.

They call us obsessed and needy. Fucking hell. FTM grafitti from around the world.

So, here's my cooking revelation of the year. I'm not sure there is anything that does not benefit from the addition of chorizo. Chilli con canre - add some chorizo! Just had some baked beans with a pastie there for lunch, chopped up some chorizo, baked it with the pastie, added it to the beans, and hey presto, beans now taste delicious. I know this is a bit but you can thank me later.

👏 I'm somewhat not surprisingly a shit cook anyway, but have been nominated to cook the Xmas dinner this year. Fuck off with the turkey, a cheap shit piece of meat no bugger wants apart from at Xmas. Bought a beef wellington from a good local butcher instead. Figure it will just be like cooking a giant saudage roll. Amirite?

I see. Of course.

I think this is turning into a sit/stand wedge issue. I just don't feel I can trust Gloomy at all now.

Right, how the fuck does that work? Do you peel out the outer layers or something?

Here's a really fiddly recipe you can try. It's not as nice as the real thing which is much simpler, but here it is anyway. Fanks, top tip Gemmill.

Well, they're an excellent source of nutrition for you weirdos who do not participate in eating flesh. High protein, high fibre, nearly zero fat content. We go through a punnet a day. Does anyone remember that ear worm advert, "Make way for the mushrooms!"

I fucking love mushrooms. Don't really understand how you can afford to turn your nose up at them if you're a veggie, they are an absolute staple for Mrs Rents.

Exactly. You've got to enact these little acts of revenge when you can.

One of life's little pleasures is eating tinned fish in the vicinity of people like you. Tough titty.

} Love fish cakes, love sprouts cooked correctly. Rhubarb, marzipan, avocado meh. I always love the look of sea food, crustaceans and the like, but it usually disappoints taste wise. Don't hate it though. Probably the only thing I'd struggle to eat is offal, especially tripe or faggots. Horrible.

TBF I just said "I didn't know you knew me that well" before throwing it in the box with all the other shite mugs I've acquired over a lifetime.

We swapped our Secret Santa presents day earlier this week. I took a considerable amount of thought over mine, got my colleague a personalised present that he will genuinely use. Anyway, the lad who was supposed to get mine obviously had completely forgot, so off he runs to the shop to get an emergency present. Everyone's opened theirs by the time he arrives back then so he has to give it straight to me. The cheeky cunt got me this.

Before I forget, I listened to this during my walk this lunch time. Explains the problems the West are experiencing with immigration and the trade offs that politicians of both sides just cannot be honest about. It's well worth a listen. Prof Hein de Haas undoubtedly knows his onions, despite being a dutch cunt rather than a french cunt.

Are you sure you didn't meet up with - erm - Jacob Rees Mogg?