Renton

I'm trying to see a pattern there but struggling.

He should just give up the politics and go straight to off field stand up. And say what you like about Trump, I have never heard Keith Starmer address this key issue, have you?

This is too funny to go unread so I have fixed it for you.

Just watched a bit of it. Couple of thoughts: The only reason I knew about it at all was because of the link to the mackem thread on here, so not exactly well advertised. It looks cheesy as fuck, glad I did not attend. I would like to see one of the drone displays however which look quite spectacular on video, but I don't think they did that? I don't get the issue with the kittiwakes*. They choose to nest on a relatively recent man made structure, below a road with thousands of vehicles passing overhead every day and above a vibrant tourist hot spot. This was at the Baltic, some 500 metres away. If they put up with all the normal chaos of the quayside, I fail to see what difference this makes. * And although technically not sea gulls, still avian cunts.

You can see how fucked off tourists get like. They arrive for a nice day out on the quayside, walk to to the millenial Bridge, look at Google maps and say: "Wait, what's this? That promotional material we got from the hotel lobby this morning implied that the Baltic was in Newcastle. But looking at this map, it actually resides in the metropolitan Borough of Gateshead! Which was once in County Durham! I'm absolutely fuming about this misrepresentation Barbara. "

They do.

Seems like a mistake. It's ironic isn't it? After our own disastrous spat of pupularist right wing politics, we look like we might steady the ship and return to the centre. Just as the rest of Europe turn right. This doesn't feel good.

It'd be fucking hilarious if after this Tricky Dicky is still voted out. He's high on my top of the cunts list.

The original tweet appears to have been deleted, so I'm not sure what it's about, but the responses are as hyperbolically insane as we've come to expect. What? Normal.

Never mind that, did you find the picnic table?

Evans/Houllier ser up.

A new low? I'm not sure how real this is some people on the thread say they have seen it in rl, but surely not?

I was gonna post this tweet last week, before Andrew de facto banned me, but it's been taken down now. It was surreal. A Mackem at the England match, surveying the crowd from I think near the NE corner, probably about 10,000 match attendees in his scope. He identified and zoomed into about 5 lads from a distance wearing Newcastle tops and of course started slagging them off for being gravy stained mags etc. Now I didn't realise there was an unwritten rule if you follow England you are not allowed to wear club colours even at your home ground. But maybe there is because way less than 1% were. Who really gives a shit? But who's the weirdo here. A lad in his 20s watching the match in a black and white top, or a person zooming in, filming them, slagging them off without their knowledge, and then posting it on social media? Of course, the fans of massive lads on RTG lapped it up. Sad Mackem Bastards.

Ladder, aye right.

That fucking security certificate. Fucked my chrome on my phone and my work PC, which let's be honest is my device of choice, blocked the site on every browser I threw at it. What a week of politics for this to happen. I was like this.

That's just the start. Then the kids become teenagers and overnight complete shits. Your gut increases in size exponentially past the age of 40, no matter what exercise you do, not that you'll have time for it. Hair turns grey if you're lucky or falls out if you're Gemmill. Everybody at work becomes younger than you and out the corner of your eyes you can see their pity. What else? Oh aye. Weddings are replaced by funerals. Hangovers become living hell. You start grunting when you sit up from a sofa. And rather than lust after Porno Bridget, you worry she'll end up with a prolapsed disc, just like the one you've just suffered. Enjoy. 👍

It's a fucking terrible party political broadcast too. Labels the entire shadow cabinet as threats to the UK's national security. I cannot wait for these cunts to face judgement day.

Just watching C4 build up to the England game there. They had a bit of the usual football build up bigging up the NE and Newcastle as a football hot bed. Clichéd but, you know, quite normal. Thought I'd check what the fans of massive lads made of it. Yep.

In a very crowded field, I do fucking hate Shapps in particular. Bye bye you doss cunt.

YouGov MRP's are about as good as you can get. But obviously done before Farage anouncement. I reckon the tories would snap your hands off if you offered them that now. For reference that lead is still bigger than Blair achieved in '97.

"A vote for consertvatives is a vote for labour." He's completely flipped it. With the MRPs showing Reform are only 5% behind the tories, he might be right. The conservatives are utterly fucked.

It's happening imo.

Gemmill's mam is backing Keith.

Naah, this one is public. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-long-has-the-bluebell-been-a-mag-pub.1634327/