Renton

Quite the take.

Did they manage to get a glove small enough to fit on his tiny hand this time though?

Nice one. Glad you got it sorted quicker this time. Try not to nut the gaffer on the first day this time. 👍

Conservatives plan of being down with the kids working well then. They've even lost the pensioners.

I mean, GB news might be worth it for the lols. BUt aye, Kuensberg unravelling will also be fun. Mostly it doesn't matter. The look on the conservatives faces after they Portillo one after the other will be glorious.

Naah, this was the one that was rumoured to be the good news. Labour polling literally twice as high. Nice.

Erm no, Sunak. All people of all ages should have dignity and security you absolute jug eared cunt freak.

Fucking hell. How can the investigation have been proportionate when it was never a police matter in the first place? Guess the tories will just be hoping some mud sticks anyway, it's not like the truth is a commodity they care about.

Spot on. The amount of mental health problems covid caused school kids is off the scale, many kids never went back. And they should thank the conservatives for this? I also can't stand the way Sunak talks about Furlough, as if the UK were unique in this and also as if it was his own money. The administration of it was also corrupt. From a personal point of view, I don't know anyone who benefitted from it anyway. Most people in professional jobs just ended up working from home with the added stress of trying to teach their kids at home. Public sector workers were made to go in and then were completely shat on by the government. Ans of course the lockdowns were much longer than they needed to be because of Johnson's utter failure to grasp the science.

It's by no means the most important issue for 80% of voters. They've got tunnel vision on this like.

If she's literally never really had a male partner she'll be fine mate. But I massively sympathise with her anxiety issues, it's tough. Next time out the shower at least wear a towel though eh?

They can call the scheme "Don't care in the community".

Let's be honest though, if its paid, who's paying for it? And the last thing the army, NHS or anyone else want is thousands of scrote charvers who don't want to be there filling their ranks. Anyway, it's just hilariously unworkable. Feels to me that Sunak is actively trying to throw this election.

You cant make schemes like this mandatory though, a quick walk through Meadowell will tell you why. A lot of kids in that bracket need proper paid jobs to help them get through university. When I worked in a supermarket there were loads of kids saving their money for Uni. It's the poorer middle class and working class kids who will take the hit here, the Eton lot will be okay. This is as much bollocks as Cameron's big society. I'd love to be in a position to do voluntary work. But nowadays everybody needs to graft like fuck just to keep a roof over their heads. I can't tell you how angry I am at how the Tories have treated the younger generation. Robbed them of experiencing Europe. Taxed them at a marginal rate of over 50% when they graduate. Often made it impossible for them to own homes or even have kids of their own. And now this. Fuck you you tory cunts, the reckoning is coming.

New Labour didn't do much in the first term either. Labour need a decade to make a really positive change.

I'm 1000% against any form of "mandatory voluntary" service, a complete oxymoron. Fuck that, it's hard enough being a kid anyway. The Tories hate young people.

Just been on the news. Mandatory national service? Preching to the converted loons at most, suicide note imo.

Aye, really sad to hear this mate. Cornices are a hazard even on small mountains. Thoughts for you and his family.

Yeah, and the rings of power which I personally liked because sad as I am, I was never sad enough to read the Silmarillion and whinge it was breaking Tolkein canon. 👍

Loved Silo but partly cos I have a thing for Rebecca Ferguson, but wasn't sure if we're classing it as Sci Fi really. I mean it is but not space travelling or anything, more dystopian. Which opens the door to loads of decent stuff like the Last of us. Will binge watch Fallout when I renew my Prime subscription.

You're called Paddy Paqueta?

Just as well true patriots like Farage aren't like you.

They should have a first debate, then ask Sunak if he really wants another one. Metaphorically it will be like this. Edit: even better if literally like this.

Urghhh. How man, will you stop pissing on my chips Spongey? I can only deal with one election at a time.

The average Reform voter turning up to vote at the polling centre on July 6th.