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Also CT, you have to make a Denise Squelch mug with this on it. 10% royalties to me and MF for the idea. Be a best seller.

Fair play, you've certainly got the entrepreneurial spirit. Sorted this for Gemmill in the toontastic secret santa *. Seriously tempted to get this for my work colleague, although probably not worth the dsicplinary. * Secret forum, sorry.

You've started mass producing novelty mugs? Interesting, hoy us a link.

Interestingly the orthopaedic surgeons at the RVI were all busted for being in some weird swingers group a few years back. Let's hope they're not too busy shagging to fix your knee caps Gloom.

What!!????

You just know this is going to degenerate when MF clocks this post.

Jimmy Corkhill, not popping corks any more, just clogs. Feel a bit sad about this, used to quite frequently see him around the pubs/clubs of Liverpool when I was doing my degree. Seemed canny enough.

More realistic, I'm not sure. Either would be an interesting move though.

Is that Sam shagging Frodo? Never before has this been more apt.

Well, whoever it is needs to have an understanding of the "model". Which will be quite difficult because as far as I aware the model is some tenuous concept that exists only in the heads of the MLF's of the SMB. As a scholar of the SMB, I have atempted to understand this canon of mackem folklore, and I think managed to establish that in essence, the model is buying kids, hoping they come good, and selling them for a profit, all the while remaining in the league (not get relegated or promoted). So, the same as most lower league clubs then, with a bit less ambition. Ashley definitely bought the wrong club.

Here's a selection of Mowbray out and replacement threads. Not sure I like the sounds of Duncan Fergus on being an ass manager mind....

They've lost 2-1. Bewwwws all around. Bellingham gone from a 60 million quid bargain to being worse than shit. Most want Mowbray out. Delicious.

Mbappe is shite though, a poor man's David Bellion, is what I've heard.

I think I'm personally a bit old fashioned when I think about fullbacks, and still think of them as "just" defenders whereas in the modern elite game they are also pivotal in attack. Livramento's work up for our goal last night was fucking amazing. But then, you have to give Howe huge credit. Livramento would probably be shite with the cabbage still in charge. Howe just gets the best out of our players, and then some. He's by far our most valuable asset.

Popped her last ping pong ball as well as her clogs. Sticky Vicky. https://euroweeklynews.com/2023/11/29/benidorm-legend-sticky-vicky-has-passed/

It's an utter killer mate. Both rhyming and alliterate. I dunno, I'm on the verge of defecting to become a fan of massive lads as a result.

And...

Honestly man, this absolute dribbler "Keith" is still at it . To say he has shit for brains is an insult to shit.

That's right although you'd better tell the R5 news reader who's just said PSG would have to lose.

Our thread was parsnipped after a thousand posts or so. They are getting more and more insane. Apparently M'Bappe is just a better version of David Bellion. But this has to be peak wibble, surely?

They'll also want revenge for their defeat at PSG. Honestly, I'd snap your hand off to be in this position after the initial draw, and especially after the first game which, like today, we had to defend nearly all game and would have lost if it were not for the profligate waste from the Milan forwards. I think we beat Milan, we are through to the next round. I think we will. Not lose, and we are entered into a competition we can actually win. And whatever happens, I am proud of Howe and his team and confident about the future.

At least I don't have to snog you as well.

Only consolation 8s they were much, much better. Still leaves a bad taste in mouth. Said all along too I'd prefer to be in the Europa cup.

Honestly. 8 mins of extra time and a bogus penalty. Cunts.

Off his chest.