Renton

You know what pisses me off most about you and your anecdotes, it's what a wasted life I've had in comparison. Want to send a message back to my past self and say: "Hoy! Listen up young Renton. Get your fucking head out of that text book, learn how to climb, and get over to France and get that wick dipped in continental clunge. Don't fucking worry about the future you fanny 'cos all that bring is angst and anxiety anyway. As sickboy says, 'tomorrow will fucking look after itself'".

Rum sodomy and the lash, what an album that was. Loved Jesus and Mary Chain too. Add the Smiths and later the Pixies and these are still staples for me. Didn't get the football bug until I was a bit older (aye, basically a 92er) cos let's face it, football was gash then and I din't want to mix with uncouth yobs like you. Been a bad few years for Ireland. Delores, SInead, McGowan, not to mention Wogan, all huge icons. And yet Bono somehow lives.

Never knew that. Easily my favourite Xmas song, came out when I was in sixth form just starting to frequent pubs and girl's knickers.

And Dirty Old Town was about an Enlgish city, Salford. Frauds!

Guess that's the Xmas number one sorted. Beware of alcoholism and jet skis folks.

JImmy Corkhill and Shane McGowan on the same day. Shit this like.

Also CT, you have to make a Denise Squelch mug with this on it. 10% royalties to me and MF for the idea. Be a best seller.

Fair play, you've certainly got the entrepreneurial spirit. Sorted this for Gemmill in the toontastic secret santa *. Seriously tempted to get this for my work colleague, although probably not worth the dsicplinary. * Secret forum, sorry.

You've started mass producing novelty mugs? Interesting, hoy us a link.

Interestingly the orthopaedic surgeons at the RVI were all busted for being in some weird swingers group a few years back. Let's hope they're not too busy shagging to fix your knee caps Gloom.

What!!????

You just know this is going to degenerate when MF clocks this post.

Jimmy Corkhill, not popping corks any more, just clogs. Feel a bit sad about this, used to quite frequently see him around the pubs/clubs of Liverpool when I was doing my degree. Seemed canny enough.

More realistic, I'm not sure. Either would be an interesting move though.

Is that Sam shagging Frodo? Never before has this been more apt.

Well, whoever it is needs to have an understanding of the "model". Which will be quite difficult because as far as I aware the model is some tenuous concept that exists only in the heads of the MLF's of the SMB. As a scholar of the SMB, I have atempted to understand this canon of mackem folklore, and I think managed to establish that in essence, the model is buying kids, hoping they come good, and selling them for a profit, all the while remaining in the league (not get relegated or promoted). So, the same as most lower league clubs then, with a bit less ambition. Ashley definitely bought the wrong club.

Here's a selection of Mowbray out and replacement threads. Not sure I like the sounds of Duncan Fergus on being an ass manager mind....

They've lost 2-1. Bewwwws all around. Bellingham gone from a 60 million quid bargain to being worse than shit. Most want Mowbray out. Delicious.

Mbappe is shite though, a poor man's David Bellion, is what I've heard.

I think I'm personally a bit old fashioned when I think about fullbacks, and still think of them as "just" defenders whereas in the modern elite game they are also pivotal in attack. Livramento's work up for our goal last night was fucking amazing. But then, you have to give Howe huge credit. Livramento would probably be shite with the cabbage still in charge. Howe just gets the best out of our players, and then some. He's by far our most valuable asset.

Popped her last ping pong ball as well as her clogs. Sticky Vicky. https://euroweeklynews.com/2023/11/29/benidorm-legend-sticky-vicky-has-passed/

It's an utter killer mate. Both rhyming and alliterate. I dunno, I'm on the verge of defecting to become a fan of massive lads as a result.

And...

Honestly man, this absolute dribbler "Keith" is still at it . To say he has shit for brains is an insult to shit.

That's right although you'd better tell the R5 news reader who's just said PSG would have to lose.