Renton

Where the fuck were you last night anyhow? Did your usual deli run out of your vegan foi gras forcing you to hoverboard over to Peckham?

Agreed up to this point. It's statistically unlikely to be this "unlucky" imo. I'm still convinced it's a function of the high intensity physically demanding way we play, and I do worry about how sustainable it is long term. I mean, I do love watching it and it's incredibly effective with a full first team, but I think a byproduct is always going to be a high injury and suspension rate. The answer is probably to transition to a more controlling side but this will take better quality players in a lot of positions and time. Early days yet though.

Hmmmmm Mr Fist, this is the worst case of manic sexually induced pareidolia I've seen since I had Ted Knight* as a client. * See Gen V Episode 4.

Sure I saw one gonk who had a swastika alongside a poppy. The mind boggles. Its difficult for me to see anything but electoral annihilation for the Tories at this point, followed by years in the wilderness with Braverman, Badenoch, at even Farage as leader. The worst thing is I'm not even sure Farage is the worst of those 3 at this stage.

Okay. I'm going to put a massive positive spin on this. We were absolutely bare bones today, moreso than any point I can ever remember. We lost but weren't disgraced. Personally I thought we played as well as possible given the circumstances and imo we gave everything, nothing wrong with morale. Last year we only drew against Bournemouth away, and only scraped a 1-0 win at home. We are 1 point worse off at this stage of the season with a slightly better GD. It's my belief we have played harder games at this stage than last year, with the added 4 CL games on top. We have witnessed some outstanding football and imo not once have we not given our all. It's disappointing but it's 1 point lost. We'll be okay.

Who'd have thought these south coasters, probably on the lowest PL salary scale relatively speaking, would be upstanding and moral servants of the game and turn down the brown bags? Fucking stinks.

Positives? Only really dropped a point, Pope stopped it being embarrassing? We normally bounce back we'll from internationals? Gloom to lose his thread starting privelges?

Let's do this fair. I'd say trial by jury but we'll never organise that. So a summary judgement will do. You're a judge, so can decide the sentence. P. S. Burn him!

I mean, we literally don't have a centre forward to play...

Good point, imagine if we were at Annfield. Think tbd would self combust.

Had our two best shots hasn't he?

You can't ignore the fact we are a full first team down man. They've given their all but they are blowing out their arses or shouldn't be anywhere near the first team.

Horrible week of football this.

If he is that's a life ban. Ciggy down now. FFS.

Worst thing is the COWARD isn't even here on his own thread.

He's not been great, still moping about the marks the jorman's gave him.

Fuck sticks.

How the fuck does that gif fit on? Fucking special mod allowances I bet. Disgusting.

Good, he's murdering us.

Funny thing, I used to hate the international break cos there's no decent club football and fuck internationals. But now I look forward to them just so our players get a break and some injuries/suspensions back. Ridiculous.

Always liked Ritchie, he'll be giving even more against his old club.

Holy shit, just sitting down to watch this, I knew our squad was on its arse but what the absolute fuck! We've got nothing on the bench and there's an hour left. Got to be our weakest team in a PL fixture for years.

Pure gibberish. ☝️

I fucking hope we finish above these sorry cunts.