Renton

See, Newcastle is clearly superior to Sunderland in every metric save olympic sized swimming pools, artificial ski slopes, theatres with large back stages, and crumbling glass museums. But I'm honest enough to know the city currently has large problems and isn't some kind of land of milk and honey. It's all relative.

The SMB has gone full on authoritarian McCarthyism witch hunt mode. You are not allowed to question sportswashing, the mod team will remove any post which challenge issues with potential hypocrisy on this point ("warrabootery"). Any dissent will not be tolerated. If you support NUFC in the eyes of the SMB you are murderous scum, full stop. Here's an example. This lad, "Roker Magic" has tried to make some measured posts pointing out that people from the NE have a shared heritage and it is unlikely if the situations were reversed the mackems would boycott their club, in fact, the opposite is likely. He's now been interrogated about his SAFC loyalties and has to scan in his old ticket stubs or face a ban (can't say I kept mine btw). Then this ultra agressive cunt, "Prideofhylton", who revels in stories of football violence, claims that they're different because apparently the vast majority of people from Newcastle hate people from Sunderland. On a board where their vitriol and bitterness against Newcastle the club, city, and people permeates through many, many threds, not just this one. A board which literally had thousands of posts of hate about Sam Fender ffs. Personally, I have known many people from Sunderland, some lovely, some utter arseholes, just like anywhere else. The SMB posters on this thread clearly belonging to the latter. I enjoy laughing at the misfortunes of their club but in particualr the absurdities of that particular football board. That is the sole purpose of this thread, and long may it continue. But hate? Naah, I don't think so, we can leave that over there.

It's been rebranded to epileptic dog.

Well yeah, I didn't mean a permanent end to the SNP. Probably missed a generational chance for independence mind.

Well no, not really, you've got me scoobied with that response.

Begining of the end of the SNP? Iirc the way their vot is spread they are very senitive to small swings, and could lose a swathe of MPs very easily.

That's right, he had to upgrade from his small vehicle runaround when he got kids.

Well aye, but the Jungle has shut down too.

So I reached for my phone which I always do with MF's links and this site was STLL blocked. What was it MF you absolute monster???

This thread nearly slipped off the front page. Can't be having that when Brexit is such a success can we?

So now not only do I have to consider my overall match going record, I have to break it down by opponent, despite the fact they have been an elite side whilst we have benn *checks note* dogshit nearly all that time? When was the last time you even attended a matach you Southern ponce? Last seen in the Trent about 18 years ago iirc. Stick to your spreadsheets.

Think I've been to pretty much every Arsenal home game for two decades, so whatever that is. 👍 I'm no jinx though, that's @Dr Gloom.

Think you have me mistaken for someone else. Other than the LIverpool games and last year's Arsenal game, my record is pretty much 100% since 2022.

I'm going to this. Hope we smash these cockney cunts and their lego headed clartarse manager.

I was just thinking about the Maggy Bank the other day. I used to go there with my sister sometimes as she lived round the corner, but it was fairly grotty by then (before pandemic). Prior to this, about 20 years ago, I remember it was a great venue for live bands and had one of the first "gastro pub" food menus. What a shame. Where to go now for a drink in Shields? Bell and Bucket? Garricks head? Even the Mariner's arms has closed, the only pub to have a CT style sofa outside.

Yeah. I mean when we lost Botman, we feared the worst, but how many clean sheets since then? To not concede yesterday with an entirely new line up (and with one of those injured before 2 minutes) shows its more the coaching than the players per se, which is just massively encouraging. We have an absolute gem in Eddie Howe. The mackems know this, which is why they hate him so much.

Just reading this now. This definitely feels like a plot from an Irvine Welsh novel. Remind me not to go out with you and your mates.

We'll dispatch Chelsea with ease,, then scrape a win over 2 legs against Liverpool, penalty shoot out with Nunez to slip and kick himself in the face. Meanwhile Boro are knocked out by Port Vale who somehow get an aggregate victory over a dire Everton. The final. Newcastle United 0 Port Vale 1.

I'd fucking love Boro in the semis. If we can get past these Chelsea cunts this is looking very good for us.

We can do these cunts but still.

Ffs.

Lucky KK 7 🙏

Why I don't have baths nowadays. Watching them Bob up like ping pong balls is distressing.

Did you go to the City game?