Renton

Look, I struggle with the mackem accent, having not been brought up in their vicinity like you.

Hey man, a can prurve weeyaz invented turtal football man, not Holland like. Seeyah that Aye Acks clerb man, thems knicked it from wors in the 70s, along with the red n white strip they weraz like, that was ours n'arl. Lik Bilbao marra, urnly bigger stripes likke. Anyway, wat de ye get if yurs mix red and white payaint marra? Aye, orange, like the dutch wears marra. Wat, it maykes pink? They stole that n'arl from wus seayats marra. FTM.

Mmmmfmm mfmmmf mmmfff slurp.

I swear to God the mackem's are mental. They have a whole thread on who is better, "Mogga" or "Big Sam" (I digress, but remember the fewm it caused the mackems when we referred to Rafa Benitez by his first name? Anyway....). I mean although he doesn't inspiure me a bit, it does strike me as If Tony Mowbray is a modest, honest kind of guy and I quite like him. Allerdyce on the other hand is simply grotesque, physically and personality wise, and beyonf deluded. But they still fucking LOVE him on that board and are mourning he left them. Here's an example. No, you're right Hank. It would have happened under Sam Allerdyce instead.

Yep, for those who haven't voted yet, remember your photo ID which may consist of: A blue passport An OAP bus pass A copy of the Daily Mail

I mean there is self promotion, and then there is mental illness. Some fucking "football expert" from the Athletic (I think) has just talked to Adrian Chiles on R5 and listed some clubs Allerdyce saved from relagation and included us in the list! Apparently West Brom doesn't count either because of covid as well, must have hit the Black Country harder than the rest for some reason. Football in this country is almost as mental as its politics sometimes.

Blatant attempt to suck up to the poster here. I always enjoyed Lua Lua's ridiculous flips nearly as much as the goals. Ketsbaia ftw though. I've never seen anything or anyone take a lacing as bad as those poor hoardings that day. Took his shirt off and it was "RGHT, LET'S BE HAVING YOU YOU CUNT"

Sorry, I'm not having that. That Stone Roses album though, my God what a revelation that was to me. I remember someone gave it to me as a casette tape which I played in my g/f's car (wife now) as we drove from Liverpool back home. It caught the zeitgest perfectly, felt like a new era after this.

Jethro Tull was one talented bastard. Author of the agricultural revolution and talented folk musician, and now the inspiration behind Hotel Califronia apparently.

That's fair enough. Too subjective probably. Mine would be Lua Lua's 90th minute winner against Derby at Pride park 2002, to make it 2-3. Even though I burst an ear drum celebrating.

Yeah, it was a great feeling, winning us entry into the next round, but in terms of quality I don't think it matches those already listed.

I actually literally have had nightmares of the Blue Monkey. Never even been there, but seeing the photos and knowing Gemmill used to frequent it was enough.

He's a tory. Just another exercise in trying to make their branding more palatable by distancing themselves from the national party. Lots will fall for us. Not here like, the population is now predominantly younger professionals who despise the cunts and are wise to them. https://www.indy100.com/politics/local-conservatives-elections-boris-johnson

Got a leaflet today for the local elections. Seemingly from a neutral source, maybe the council? Hey, this guy on the left literally ticks all the boxes, unlike the others. Better vote for him, even though he's a tory. Helpful reminder to bring ID, handy in Tynemouth where a sizable proportion of the population are doddery blue rinse pensioners. Wait, what's this, in tiny writing you can't read without a magnifying glass, and probably not even then if you're a doddery pensioner. Oh right, this leaflet has been printed and paid for by the tory candidate who ticked all the boxes! Of course. I dare you to knock on my door and canvas me Mr Bartoli. I double dare you mother fucker.

That's a fair description of me at my work.

This is a case where you're technically wrong but intellectually correct, so I'm on your side here. Ridiculous the amount of bedwetting still going on, the stench of ammonia is overpowering, worse than a care home.

I was at worst ambivalent at Leeds' fate. Now fuck them, I hope they lose every game and further expose this utter fraud. Every fan of every team he has managed fucking hate him. Bolton and our friends the mackems excluded maybe. Also absolutely hilarious the mackems claim we play boring football and yet are so besotted by this Jabba faced cunt.

It's not even that he saved them from relegation. As Alex says, its because in their mutant minds, he caused us to be relegated. That's what this particular obsession is all about.

Kenneth Baker, depicted as a slimy slug.

Nobody does obsession like the mackems. Alan Shearer, Stephen Taylor, Sam Fender, Dawn Thewliss. But most of all, Jimmy Hill.

Aye, and they're shipping in ship loads. I can see Bournemouth being on the beach for Everton last day, so we need to hope they are relegated before this imo.

No, its not in their hands. If Millwall win and Coventry don't lose they're missing out. And of course they need to win too. I'd give them about 30% chance of this happening, then maybe 20% in the play offs (being generous). Which gives them an overall 6% chance of winning the prize of being humped solidly for 9 consecutive months before going back to square one.

And Leicester equalised due to my divine righteousness cancelling out Gemmill's hoodoo vibes.

Yet every time you manage to fuck this up. They've just scored a penalty.