Renton

Did you go to the City game?

Boro at home next please.

Gutted. I thought we were excellent, winning 3-0 against Man U with a reserve side at Old Trafford. Turns out they're shit and even a lower tier side would have beaten them.

I wasn't that arsed about this game, assumed we'd lose with that line up. But I'm loving this.

Fucking Hell!!!

What a goal!!!!

As much as I am sure he massively exaggerated how ill he was, I'm fairly sure you can't put an FoI on a individuals health status. I hope to fuck not anyway.

Latest electoral calculus has Labour at 99% chance of winning a majority. Christ, this is with Starmer, imagine what Blair would have done?

Somewhere in this thread I showed concern for Johnson's health and hoped he wouldn't die, mainly for the effect it would have on the country's morale. Now I wish the cunt had died, mainly because of the effect on country's morale*. * Not really, I wish him dead because he is a callous psychopath who is directly responsible for thousand of British lives.

Trump actually thought he had stumbled across some great medical advance that had eluded the entire scientific community. Bet Johnson was the same. It's part of their ultra-extreme over inflated egos and narcissism. Honestly, go back a decade, and if someone had told you this was what the leaders of the US and Uk were opining I don't think you'd believe it.

That Sun headline I'm dipping in and out of the coranavirus enquiry stuff, which the BBC hardly even mentioned on its main news bulletins last night, but fuck me, Johnson was even worse than I had ever imagined. Not only the usal narcissistic pycho stuff, but also just a bona fide moron. Look at this snippet. Fuck Scotland because the UK can't be seen to be a mini-EU. Fucking bizarre.

I remember in touching the void, when Joe Simpson was crawling back to base camp with a shattered leg, "Brown girl in the ring" saved his life. He got the lyrics "show me your motion" stuck in his head as a ear worm and the thought of dying to this kept him moving in agony. So, if nothing else, Boney M have saved at least one life. 👍

Naaah, they won that for best moose knuckle iirc.

I'm out of sweets and 20 pees. But as the night goes on the kids get older and I get scareder. Time for plan B. Lights out and hide behind the couch.

What the fuck is this shit? Doorbell has rang 18 times now, I'm 60 bags of Haribo and tub of mini-heroes down.

"not the right leader for this type of crisis" I think Lee Cain has just said. What the absolute fuck!? Well known habitually lying, privileged, narcissistic, psychopathic cunt isn't fit to be PM. Who could have possibly known? One of the worst things about this clusterfuck is just how fucking predictable it has been.

Alex has alluded to the fact that talking of decades is entirely arbitrary. Was 1979 much different from 1980? Music has just evolved. The best music captures the zeitgest within an era, and the type of music is down to personal taste, which is heavily influenced by your youth.

Don't worry lads, we're sorted. Can't wait for the 2034 WC by the way.

I'm so upset and gutted. The mackems razor sharp wit is eviscerating my identity as a Newcastle fan.

Here's what puzzling me. Given its now proven Johnson wanted to let old people die to save the economy, why the fuck do the geriatric Daily Mail crowd still love him? Surely nobody can be this stupid?

Pointless exercise. Numbers of records sold means fuck all (and I'm actually pleasently surprised Urban Hymns and Jagged little pill are there). The number one hit, a rehash of a good song, just illustrates the utter mawkishness of the British public which hasn't changed one jot. There was masses of shit in the 90s but also some good stuff before it became the last decade for music to take a stand before it was obliterated by the unadulterated crap thrown out from "talent" shows and music streaming. Where are the Beatles, Pink Floyds, Radioheads, ***insert countless pre 2000's bands*** now? Eh, EH?

Btw, I share your pain Meenz. Just back from a short break myself and my first task today is .... looking for another job. Voluntarily at the moment I might add, but my work is gradually being outsouced to developing countries and the quality of their work is something I'm not willing to adapt to. Ridiculous false economy.

Irvine Welsh? I approve, this could be brilliant! Dear client, you shitein cunt....

BTW, obviously every lad everywhere had a wank over Christina Applegate at some point. But I remember a running joke in the sitcom was "Peg" always begging for sex from he's husband Al. Tell you what, when you've the libido of a 15 year old I would have been right on her as well.