Renton

I did until old playmobile head got right on my tits. Pep showed us respect and gave is credit, Arteta was just a small time twat. I'm looking forward to making him cry.

We'll be swinging our schlongs, banging our bangers, getting fruity with our frankfurters, baring our bratwurst, celebrating our chorizo, pimping our pepperoni, and even getting cheeky with our chipolata. Meanwhile CT might dare to take off a layer of his fanny pads.

He's managed to make me temporarily support Spurs and even Richarlison. What a cunt chops he is.

Sausage memefest. CT, are you feeling sausagey yet? Or have you still got your nappies on?

Thing is, as well, they'll somehow think they're taking the moral high ground whilst simultaneously being racist and misogynistic. "Camel humpers". "Gays". And the stuff they.come up with about Amanda Stavely is vile. If you approach a mod about this, or report, YOU get banned.

I tried to marry my 10 year old daughter but couldn't find a vicar willing to do it at the match.

It says a lot that the admin are so embarrassed by their contributors that the board is more heavily censored than North Korea when it comes to our match threads. The thread on our last game has been binned into their sportswashing mega thread. I've read a bit and it was quite predictable to say the least: 1) Southampton score, we're shit, only where we are by pure luck etc. 2) We equalise, Southampton are shit, Sunderland would thrash them. 3) We start thrashing them. See point 2. 4) We're all murdering paedophiles anyway. FTM. This is an example of the level of debate on there.

We're better than everyone in this league apart from Man City imo. Liverpool beat us twice but weren't better in either game. I expect us to beat Arsenal. Not beyond possible we could win all our remaining games. This season is little short of a miracle.

Since we're doing this, currently travelling on the metro the scary way. I gave HTHM a wave at Wallsend. Can anyone guess this station?

Thread here about being assaulted by your own fans at the SoL yesterday. Now, whilst there is rightly condemnation about this cowardly act, there is also a widespread shrugging of shoulders "happens at every ground marra". No, it really doesn't. I've never seen fights between Newcastle fans during a game at the ground ever. This is not normal at all. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/assaulted-today.1605835/

Now we know Micehelle O'Neil is going, I hope the camera pans to her whilst this bullshit is played out. Looking very uncomfortable. Or maybe as she tries to guide her thumb to the suicide trigger for her dress bomb. Not that I'll be watching any of this shit I can tell you. This coronation stuff has triggered my anti-monarchist loins. I found the queen just about tolerable but this jug eared cunt and his tart of his wife? Not so much.

What the fuck is this? I'm minded to say, "Get to fuck ya cunt".

Not sure the mackems draw makes much difference. If Millwall win their last game at home to Blackburn, they get the 6th play off place. If they draw and the mackems win, them mackems are in the play offs. I'd hope either of those teams lose in their play offs, really don't want Millwall in the top flight, in fact I'd prefer the mackems. Luton, fuck off. Coventry, meh. Controversial maybe, but I hope the smogs make it.

Jesus Christ man.

De Zerbi must be gutted.

Honestly man. Do you never learn to not tempt fate?

What is this? Some mackem tramp making sandwiches on the floor of a public toilet to get one over the fast food chain? Then going hime to live in a tent under a flyover? My brain does not compute, what the fuck is this about?

Nah. He looked like he was playing himself into a dead end. Which would be the case for 99.9999% of players. You're always taught not give a free kick away in this situation. Also, as for him trying to get round Pickford and shooting, no. Firstly, if he had failed this wouldn't even be remembered. And secondly, I live the fact he unselfishly made it a team goal. I'll not bother with clichés about teams winning things, not individuals, but his making this an assist bodes very well for us and I commend him. This may be my favourite NUFC goal ever.

Pickford!

Yeah, I noticed the data wasn't per capita. And then when you consider 90% of the population are dirty illegal immigrants, who are ILLEGAL by definition, you see how bad the problem is.

Plus some additional compensation apparently. Fish can add this as one of his life hacks. Give your provider enough rope to hang themselves, and then go get the ombudsman to get medieval on their arse.

Result. I've been having a long-term dispute with EDF, who fitted a smart meter which never worked and have been billing us based on pure guesswork ever since. Part of the deal with the ombudsman is that they will have to fit a working meter, and our bill will be backdated (3 years) use according to what we use from the next 3 months, starting in June. Sorry kids, I am going to switch the C/H off and live in darkness for 3 months this summer.

Yes and no. Fully agree exercise is important for both physical and mental wellbeing, but it won't help fix the underlying issues and could even mask them in the worst case scenario, much like alcohol can (although in a much more healthy way, obviously, and I'm not saying there are significant downsides to exercise). So yeah, an adjunctive to professional help but not a replacement. Getting access to help is the big hurdle in this shit hole of a country though. My lithuanian colleague needed some medical treatment and went back home for it. Their health service, part of the soviet bloc three decades ago, is better than ours. Anyway, apologies for digressing!

That's good advice for the Great North Run. Have you any advice for his emotional predicament though? All jokes aside when you're in a place like this you do need to take every day at a time, BUT at the same time peek up occasionally and try to see the bigger picture, and focus on hte positive things in your life.

So, according to this (completely tapped) lad, we are bribing the opposition to play badly. This is an accusation he has made on every match we've won, although apparently Villa have mackem levels of morality and rejected the bribe (without reporting it). We've spent 295 million to avoid relegation! (Not sure on the maths for this tbh). But not only that! Our club are bribing our own players! (I think that is also known as giving them a salary/bonuses). And not only that! Our club are also paying for the atmosphere at the ground! This is truly shocking stuff, quick someone call Panorama.