Renton

I have used my supreme MS Paint skills to hide where I live, yes. The seagulls are probably reading this.

Right, will you lot fuck off with the seagull quips and memes? Seagulls are loving, sentient creatures who do not appreciate this piss taking. *** Say it quietly because they're listening *** This was my car this morning thanks to them taking umbrage with you all. Fucking feathered cunts.

Seriously, why the queue in the internet age? Also who's got time to queue on a school/work day? As a rule, I don't like to take the piss out of people or areas for being poor, but as it's the mackems....fucking tramps.

Love the odd piece of Lorne but fuck me, that looks just like a cirrhotic liver.

Did I not mention who with?

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I'm on Chrome on a laptop currently. Probably a setting or something Fish but FRANKLY I DON'T CARE.

Fuck! Floored by the pedantic mispelling riposte.

Well, well, well. Plenty of time to play with your xG spreadsheets and deliver your inane patter on podcasts to your target audience of probably 4; plenty of time to hang around the SMB and annoy them with your verbose and pompous truths; plenty of time to bore us with your life hacks; plenty of time to perfect your next English tapas; no doubt plenty of time for your wife and kid; but your time is too precious to LITERALLY drink from the font of wisdom that is the collective of this forum about NUFC!??? I tell you, I've defended you in the past Mr Fish, but no more, this is not defendible.

Please fucking stop the sausage memes until normality is restored lads, we way oversausaged ourselves when faced with the Arse close up. Like the reality of the pressure a genuine offer of a threesome would bring, mine's gone droopy.

I remember that match. I went with my wife and my sister, walking up Grey street a bunch of pissed up PSV kids (and I mean kids, must have been teenagers) tried to taunt us on the way up to the match. Honestly, it was so pathetic it was funny and I duly laughed. Those crazy Dutch.

Moist of the stewards are prepubescent kids on a zero hour contract gig. I was aware of some disruption in the level beneath this (level 4 Milburn, poish seats) when they scored. Nothing like Liverpool a few years back, the year they won the league, there was carnage that night. Personally man, I think its pathetic. I have no issue sitting next to someone who supports another team. That match years ago when Shearer score THAT goal, I was sitting next to full kit Everton wanker. Thought he was quite brave and he took the piss taking well enough. Had we lost though? No doubt someone would have had a pop.

I've celebrated every time I've been in the home end for an away fixture when we've scored *. Cos I'm nails. * Only happened twice, ManU and Arsenal, both times in corporate hospitality.

Are you okay @PaddockLad?

I'm a grumpy old man and I agree. There's one attached to the TravelLodge I often use when I'm in York overnight. I just don't get it. Surely it's not even safe to drink hot coffee while driving a car? If I'm ever getting a McDonald's (sometimes as a treat for the kids), I'll eat in with them or physically enter the "restaurant" to order it. But that's mainly because the proximity sensors on my car go ballistic if I try the drive through. And don't get me started on the lazy cunts who order a fucking McDonalds through uber eats or whatever. Fucking ply thise Big Macs with cyanide and help the country out a bit iyam. Oh and aye, Asda Parmersville. Walmart on Tyne. Horrendous.

Am not bothered about them overtaking us. I do hope now they're demoralised when we play them though.

He's taking the piss now.

Oh ffs @Gemmill. This weekends football can get fucked.

Their home form has been gash as long as I can remember, they've NEVER had a fortress at the SoL. And again, to give them credit, they do have a large passionate away following. But their home fans are toxic. Yet they have the nerve to criticise our home atmosphere (btw, it was noticeable Arteta and several Arsenal players commented it was the best in the league yesterday).

Think they lost 5-3 in the end didn't they, and missed a penalty. Craven cottage isn't the easiest place to go. Hoping Everon are fucking slaughtered today (if we can't finish above Brighton from our position we don't deserve CL) and and annihilated by Man City. Also hoping for a Forest win later. Leeds and Everton to do down please.

Lucky, lucky bastards! How they have the nerve to call us lucky I don’t know. They relied on Millwall throwing away a home 2 goal lead, to qualify with the lowest number of points maybe ever I think. To give the mackems credit, cos I don't mind doing so, they've come into form at the right time and have a fair chance at promotion. Keeps the entertainment going for us, all outcomes including their promotion are okay with me. Losing to Boro on penalties would still be the ultimate for me like, or in fact Coventry would be even funnier. I noticed today that there striker and number 10 are both on loan and a lot of their player would be embarrassed in the Premiership, that Luke Onion lad for instance. Its going to be very hard for them either way unless their owner gets a big rise in his pocket money from his mam.

They're so fucking deluded man, going on like this. If PNE won today they'd be a whole 3 points below Barcelona. 3-1 Millwall.

Coventry winning against Boro. Millwall fluffing their lines now.

We beat the Yorkshire pudding cunts last year and we are far better now and they are far worse.

I offered literally no analysis or opinion. I just put down the facts. I think we will beat Leeds.