Renton

Fucking hell. This place.

Skipped the Honeymoon, straight to decree nisi.

Tories are "in a fatal tail spin". Let's hope there are no survivors.

I've pointed out to the bedwetters enough times already that apart from everything else, the tory party is irreconcliably split. They're done for. The extent the lunatics have taken over that asylum is an existential threat. I mean ffs, Gove looks relatively sane here.

Extolling the hidden metaphorical meaning of "The Tiger who Came to Tea".

Was gonna say this. Mind, seven stories is another one of those insufferably middle class places. You might bump into the Fish.

Truss talking of growing a bigger pie (it was pie, not cake) reminds me of this.

My first thoughts were that what Exile posted warranted the Jaysus response, but then I realised I had spat my team out over my monitor. Exile is a comic genius.

Don't you just hate work places that make you buy your own uniform? Especially with the rate of inflation currently.

I think on the NI protocol he's got the memo from sleepy Joe. This, I dunno. Maybe he is trying to reinvent himself as a serious politician?

Oh dear. What happens when you shit on the population and slash the policing budget. https://www.theguardian.com/global/2022/oct/03/tories-accuse-police-of-failing-to-protect-conference-delegates-from-protesters

Braverman is a liar. I'm shocked.

He's MP for Darwen? That's Blackburn right? Good luck getting a high paid job there but then again, the idiots that voted him in can get fucked.

R5 too. Had a "balanced" review of Kwarzi Kwuntang's epeech consisting of a Daily Mail Journal and a former advisor of Boris Johnson.

Aye. Oxbridge courses on PPE should be banned anyway, they are far less value than a degree in Harry Potter from Scunthorpe Poly from what I can tell. Also, Braverman studied in Europe through Erasmus didn't she, the horrible hypocrtitical bitch.

"This is what flying glass can do to a pumpkin". It's fucking still terrifying!

Very professional women. We really have the dregs in cabiinet.

Threads was fucking terrifying. I reckon it would be worse today as I wouldn't survive 5 minutes without my mobile phone! Also I remember watching this QED documentary when I was a kid. Watched it again recently, the concept of the water boiling in the park lake at Battersea shat me up, still does. Edit: my bad it was St James park. At battersea a bomb dropped on St Pauls would just melt buses. You're welcome!

He can visit his lovely aunty though!

Fucking hell, did you say hello to Nihil Arthanayake while you were there as he chewed your ear about fucking Tottenham Hotspur? He watches Stockport apparently as you do if you are middle class BBC radio journalist relocated to Salford. Get your kid to SJP now. Age is no excuse.

How fuicking middle class and middle aged of you Fish. Taking the kid to see non-league football. Tantamount to child abuse really but whatever.

The nuclear deteerent is so weird. As a naive kid, I supported CND and unilateral disarmanent. Then as a young adult, I began to think nuclear weapons were a crucial deterrent against soviet agression. Shortly the USSR fell, and I didn't think they were needed any more, but I still believed they had prevented WW3 during the cold war. And you could never disinvent them, so you're stuck with them. I still believe this. But now with Putin's Russia, I think they are a hindrance at best and a major threat at worst. Russian forces have shown themselves to be nowhere near the match of NATO, and I think Russia could be wiped off the map through conventional means with little loss to West Euopean and US life if it came to it. However, we can't go there because of the nuclear deterrent. I can't really see anyway there would not be a strategic nuclear war happened in the scenario above. I've learned as much as I can not to worry about these things though. What will be will be.

You say this like it's a good thing. Perhgaps replace your ava with that one of you as a kid with the rickety knocked knees.

I support this. Maybe just call him Poster ZERO instead though, or just ZERO.

And back on topic, the BBC saying the pound is back where it was against the dollar because of the latest actions of the cunt party. Wrong! It's because the BoE is putting up interest rates in response, which will shaft us all. Usual balanced BBC bollocks.