Renton

Truth is Guimares's Needless red in this competition has probably lost us a CL place and Pope's red in the league has cost us this game. Ultimately self inflicted which is what most fucks me off.

Game over. Ffs. I fucking hate this game.

Double fuck off.

Urghhhh.

Your about 15 secs ahead of me.

Shit. Bruno down.

Probably don't want the one trickling down my inside leg.

Beautiful sight from our fans there, bought one of the surfer flags to Wembley.

At least that old chap is old enough to remember the Fairs Cup, isn't that right @spongebob toonpants? Was gonna tag Noelie there but thought better of it.

As @Meenzer would say, what a time to give up the drink!

Match thread on SMB has reached 883 posts so far, 3 hours before kick off! Nothing embarrassing about this at all, but this is in the hidden forum of course for some reason. And doesn't include huge numbers of other threads including the hidden Sportswashing thread which is now on 7360 post for this month! This really is quite something. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-cup-final.1601272/page-45

Dunno why marra. That Mark Knopfler was from Scotland then Northumberland marra, nor a jawdee and probably a MLF! When he was a bairn anyway or summat. Theys mags cant help stealing were stuff marra. FTM!

And with that, CT's redemptive transformation from mocked tory bastard to lovable toontastic clown is complete. Well played sir.

Gerrin. We won the coach race. SMB!!!!

I think that would just be called the fountain. Mackem like behaviour that TP.

Honestly, it never stops amazing me how niche some peoples' fetishes are.

CT's on his 4th Erdringer....

Bewwww! Fucking scum! 6 in a row. Mackems hurling abuse at a couple of old lads at a service station, lapped up on the SMB. They're proud of this.

Is he? He looks green screened to me. CT, how's your mission to find P dog for G dog going?

County Durham marra! FTM!

Honestly, is there a more extreme reactionary infantile fan base than this lot? Just 2 weeks ago, they were 1970s Brazil and the main debate was how far up the Premier league they'd finish next year. Today their season is over and the first murmurs of Mowbray out are emerging.... If we win tomorrow it will destroy them.

Howay Coventry, a bit of shithousery here to see it out please. There we go! Nice start to the footballing weekend.

Frank Mancois is possibly the most gammony bloke ever. And that staring match at the end. I think Nads's seat might be even safer like, gifted to Johnson.

I knew it! Well done for coming out at last. Edit: natch, beaten to it by the Ayatollah. CT is about as camp as they come mind.