Renton

Someone get Netflix on the line, I'm getting an idea for a new comedy show here.

Why not missout Cornwall and include Summerset area instead (if you haven't been). Cotswolds, Chedddar Gorge, Wooky hole, Wells, Cheltenham, even Bath and Bristol. Take a chunk off your mileage if you want to head east to Cambridge as well. I can see the appeal of road trips but only in beautiful environments. Your itinerary includes a fair bit of motorway drving across boring, flat, England. And Chester definitely is not worth stopping for imo.

That's some triangulation you've got going on there.,

Don't think they're on his itinerary, I think he's more into visiting the set of Hollyoaks.

The other thing I don't get is about a decade ago, CT was going on road trips to Provence, the Cote d'Azure, Northern Italy etc. Now sans kids you want to experience the delights of camping in Chester, Caernarfon and Cardiff?

Because things on you tube always reflect how easy things are in real life? Honestly, I use a hand pump to put up the kids paddling pool once a year and its a right pain ion the arse.

Well this is strange, its not like you to be contrary CT is it? The fundamentals of camping have not changed. You, however, are 13 years older than you were when you posted this. This is not going to end well.

Yep, that was fucking dire.

Urgh, a Samsung with an "A" in it is not good! Look, if you're anything like me you'll be using your phone constantly for the next couple of years at least for communication, web browsing, taking photos, and everything else. You're better off getting a premium phone imo. ANd fuck using the same phone for work, even if it's a serperate sim.

Johnnson being weird saying Putin wouldn't have invaded Ukraine if he was a woman as well. Wtaf are you blabbing on about you obese cretin? Also Truss today threatening tariffs with CHina and saying we should focus trade on trusted partners - what, like the EU you mean? A lot of this is just down to shear incompetence, they haven't got a clue what they are saying or doing.

Tweet from Professor Brian Cox. The Express's interpretation of said tweet! 🤪

Bray comes across as reasonable here and makes some good points. This new law hasn't got anywhere near enough attention yet as we slip into a fascist state (because that is most definitely where we are heading).

Agreed, but remind me approximately what proportion is that of the US again? It's genuinely terrifying.

Think that's my favourite CWS yet.

Naah marra, that's way too far fetched. 🤪

It's not like the Met have anything better to do either. So, what happens if Bray is fined, comes back and does the same thing. Is he then arrested and imprisoned? For non-violent protest? I guess they'll have to find a barrister to take his case on first, although maybe as they're on strike we can just bypass that and send him straight to Pentonville.

Does he only holler at young women like? Anyway, thin and wedge come to mind, it's now illegal to protest outside Parliament, or anywhere else afaik, at the police's discretion. Anything coming from Patel is pretty much guaranteed to be authoritarian and bad news.

Steve Bray (aka"Stop Brexit man") the first victim of the governments new anti-protest laws that came into effect today. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jun/28/police-swoop-on-stop-brexit-man-under-new-anti-protest-law

Aye marra. Imagine if everyone boycotted (lol) playing the scum, AND Sam Fender was a convicted as a rapist marra. Them fuckas mack us sick marra.

Just seen someone wearing our new away/third strip whatever. You know, the one loosely based on the Republic of Ireland's 70s away kit (TM HMHM)? Looked canny enough.

Actually, since I moved I haven't had any issues with seagulls, despite being next to the sea now. Think the garden is too small for the fuckers to land in and there's a cage over the chimneys so they can't nest. They still target shit me though. My new nemesis though is carrion crows. Vile creatures, but brilliantly intelligent and utter psycopaths. I set up a bird feeder in the garden which has attracted a large community of birds (sparrows, blue tits, bull finches, golden finches, robins, black birds, wood pigeons) and some other wildlife (field mice and grey sqirrels). But these fuckers wait in ambush for them and kill them, for no reason I can tell other than fun. So I have to pick up the dead, still warm carcasses up and bin them. Three birds and two field mice so far.

Definition of phobia: "an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something." There is nothing extreme or irrational in my extreme wariness around and prejudice against these flying vermin.

You mean directed from the government and red tops/Heil? Maybe. The legal profession has been absolutely shafted by this government since Cameron's first days. People have the perception lawyers are all loaded but the reality is many, in criminal law in particular, are paid less than minimum wage. The 15% rise is bollocks, this is worth reading if you're interested. https://thesecretbarrister.com/2022/06/27/the-criminal-bar-on-strike-9-things-you-need-to-know/

I was bored shitless by the end of watching episode 2 but the ending peaked my interest enough to continue I guess.

Looks like the man from Delmonte there.