Renton

So that's both Sheffield United and Coventry gifting Sunderland suicidal back passes? Unbelievable.

Jammy cunts! You've got to laugh.

I'm an inpatient person. I want mackem misery today. If they win this, they might well go straight down but they'll have parachute payments and will be in better place. And the cunts will have a happy summer, can't be having that. Lose and they're demoralised, financially in the shit, selling players etc. Also, to take a non partisan view, they objectively do not fucking deserve promotion.

Tbf that sounds very mackemesque when they talk about us.

Rats cocks.

Sad mackem close ups. Love it.

Well aye, he is one of Real Madrids best players leyk marra.

Ffs, out this to bed man.

BORING!!!!

Alex is right. Lucky for you for some reason I can't give likes sometimes on this phone, cos that was getting a forehead slap emoticon.

Fuck all wrong with that imo.

Sheffield United looking canny. We might not 9 past them next season. Urghh, it's getting chalked off, lucky cunts.

GOALLLL!!!!!!

Howay United, get another and it's game over.

Some goal that!

Down in a tubby station at midnight. Can anyone do worse?

Well anyway, Sheffield United won their play off on aggregate 6 nowt and finished 16 points ahead of this lot, including their points deduction. This should be a formality.

Aye, it is. Luke Onion and VAR = red card

Hardly man. He's absolute shite, a complete liability. Is this match VARed?

He's off. Sunderland are such lucky bustards.

Fucking tramps. They're blaming a lack of bins on the SMB. Like that gives you an excuse to drop your shit on the pavement. I remember when we were playing at Wembley some fans cleared up any mess that was made and mackem logic was to say we only did it to make them look bad. Sunderland streets are full of dog shit too.

Fuck off European public! Nil points for the UK (was a good song performed well). What's worse, they almost voted fucking Israel as the winner. Absolute shambles. Thank fuck for Austria.

Best I could do.

Unhinged. You can't win with these loons.

Oh.