Renton

The fucking brass neck of them saying we believe in this conspiracy nonsense. 😆

Why do they hate our country so much?

Both can be true.

Amen. One thing this board has taught me over the years is this truism. "if we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back".

Fucking hell Blastronaut. Sounds like the start of a novel explaining the origins of a serial killer.

Was a really nice gig. Absolutely loads of toon shirts, undoubtedly. Zero chants of toon toon etc. He played his stuff, I cried during " Spit of you", like I always do. During the encore of " Hypersonic missiles*" he said sing so even Sunderland can hear you, the sportwashed cunt. Great evening all round, kind of proud this kid grew up 2 miles from me. 9/10. * Those daft mackem twats always go on about how hypersonic missiles proves SF is a hypocrite. Apart from the absurdity of it, the song is actually a brilliantly crafted nihilistic love song where the protagonist admits he is ignorant and impotent. Sam Fender isn't remotely hypocritical iyam. Mackem cunts.

Cos we're not classy and popular like the mackems it's up to us to applaud mate. I'm off to the gig later and I expect to be exhausted the amount of applauding I'll be doing. 👍

1261 posts before it's pulled from public view and then shut down. Absolutely crackers!

You've been rumbled. The Sage is in Gateshead marra. Why would this so called "Elvis" say he loved playing in Newcastle when he was playing in County Durham, SUNDERLAND marra??!!? FTM.

Don't know about you lot, but there's nowt I like more than joining in a massive singalong of the Blaydon Races whilst I wait for an encore. Why aye!

He's like you apparently, the lowest of the low, a mongrel Durham Mag.

They're all going on about this "class" flag? Who the fuck is Mayenda, I assume one of their players?

This paranoid post, the 301st of the thread, needs Fenderfication. 🎵"I remember.... The Journal, in the eighties, taking an editorial stance.... to use Novocastrian rather than Geordie...... It was, of course ridiculous, but I'd love to know how the editor or owner who tried that on views the current "Toonification" of EVERYTHING... Whoooooo whoooooo whooooahhhh"🎶

Listen, I'm not expert on mackem phonetics. They do say mirrow though. I had some mackem lads replace my windows once, one broke and got a shard of glass in his eye cos the idiot wasn't wearing safety glasses. I was unaware, so when he asked if we had a 'mirrow' to look in it was a case if: "A mirrow!" "Mirrow marra!!!!!" Etc.....

Sorry, teyk a look in the mirrow, marra.

I'm seeing Fender on Sunday, whole family outing. I like his music without being a huge fan, I'm ambivalent about the Geordie nation stuff and won't be wearing football colours. But why people from a different city are obsessed to the extent they are is mental to me. Thousands of pages of absolute drivel repeating the same shit over and over. They call us scum, they say we are mentally ill. Honestly, they need to take a look in the mirror and see where the real problem lies.

The annual Sam Fender hate thread is back on. This lad was arguing with Sam Fender about Saudi Arabia on Instagram! Why aye!

Uh oh.

Hmm, my best top 5 would be: Albert Luque Claudia Capaca Andreas Anderson Stephanie Guivarch Jack Colback Oh if we still had these players on our books.

The line is the Rio Grande goddammit.

@Monkeys Fist send me a link to this discord thingy, it's getting more necessary by the day. Also PM me one to your patio laying advisory service one on the secret discord server too. 👍

Racist.

I've changed my office to a room with patio doors. At least one fucking pigeon a day flies into them at full pelt, the thick twats. Not to sound like that tit from Parklife, I do enjoy watching the small birds around my bird feeder. Robins, chaffinches, bull finches, blue tits.... surprisingly colourful UK birds when you think about it. Also get visits from this chap. Technically a rodent I guess but then so are my pigs.

I was very tempted to get my zoom lens out walking on the beach yesterday..... But got sudden panic over ethical, legal, employment and MF concerns.