Alex

He's a weapons-grade cunt much beloved by other (usually thick as fuck) weapons-grade cunts.

Already been over to the Lakes for a week and I'm off there for a weekend (without the kids as well!!!) in November. So lucky to have it on our doorsteps really. Northumberland isn't too shabby either mind.

If you're being serious, this is nice: http://www.lakedistrictdrives.com/keswick-borrowdale-buttermere.html

Just a general

Small price to pay

May be thinking of another disastrous Tory policy but wasn't it reported the assessments have cost more than they've saved anyway? Edit: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/dwp-fit-to-work-assessments-cost-more-than-they-save-report-reveals-a6801636.html

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Topless just in case anyone thought he wasn't a bit weird Ulysses 31 was another one with loads of episodes. They were Japanese made I think. Probably cost the Beeb about 50p. Actually Battle of the Planets was my favourite.

Perhaps not.

I bet you're just regurgitating all the rumours on N-O btw

I'll see your Dogtanian and raise you a Mysterious Cities of Gold.

At the risk of going all Trooper you can easily see Gayle going then us not being able to get a replacement in

Looked it up and apparently there were 'only' 26 episodes. Seemed like about 100.

Sounds depressingly plausible

Fogg, I'm the one who made the bet and I know I'll be exactly right on time...

He's not Willy Fogg you know, Fish.

But they are though, aren't they?

Contract killer would be cheaper and more effective

Keys not Gloom

All the funnier coming from a cliche-ridden bull's knacker like him.

January

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-41095682 Golfing genius

Nah, that was Slim Pickings