Alex

I remember reading that a while back. Beyond parody.

Did it come with some soap on a rope?

Sounds like that was written by one of them experts.

Kevin Carr's Gloves

Noelle, man, ffs

The peado derby through the week is going to be fun

Hairy Pie

I just meant in general (no pun intended) but aye, it was very fake. Although the wider perception seems to be that May is the sensible, strong leader to lead us through these troubled times etc., etc. and that isn't going to change over the coming weeks. It's going to be cranked up whilst Farron and Corbyn have the piss ripped out of them. The UKIP leader will be ignored because he's irrelevant (Farage will get plenty coverage though, despite not contesting a seat) and Sturgeon will be portrayed as a wanting to disrupt the Brexit process for peronsal gain because that will damage Labour by association in England while boosting her image in Scotland because the Westminster-centric press / politicians don't care about Scotland anyway

Sick of this shit already tbh

Joey Barton?

When they got confirmed as being relegated recently it said on Radio 5 they'd return to the 4th tier for the first time in fifty-odd years. Incredible to think they were in the top flight for about 30 seasons in a row until not too long ago.

It's not Coventry is it? They've played in every division but not sure about Div 3 North and South.

Not Craig Bellamy is it? Also, the clubs to have played in every division, it's got to be a midlands club - Notts County?

Is Thierry Henry one of them?

Cheers.

What was that line he used to use in virtually every article again?

There was a lad with the same username on N-O years ago who did superb Alan Oliver piss-takes. I think they were approached by the Chronic to take them down. Always put in lines about how Lee Clark or whoever would crawl hundreds of miles over broken glass to come back to the toon and other assorted catchphrases.

They had a really good side under Revie and then won the last title before the Premier League started but that's about it. They're not even in the top 15 for English clubs in terms of trophies won either. I mean, they've won a canny bit since we last won anything (especially since we last won a domestic trophy) but if you haven't got a great history and you've been out the top flight for over a decade then the claims about their size just seem like a load of bollocks. It's a bit of a daft debate anyway but they don't really fit any of the criteria. You could say fanbase but they're not even in the top ten for average attendances either. Probably one of the most hated sides like, which they also seem to pride themselves on.

Their history's not all that impressive either tbh.

Aye. Also, while it's not great for the nerves, limping to 2nd is probably the best outcome in terms of Rafa getting a bit of money to spend

Massive, massive, massive, massive club though

Corbyn the man who was meant to take Labour back to its core values to lose their core support? Aye, all too believable.

Uncanny

CT's gone for another avatar change after someone pointed out the star walking away in the previous one was his spitting double.