Alex

I don't understand the world

La-di-fucking-dah

Wish True Geordie would jump off a roof

Thought this was another thread by J69 at first

Tbh

Already like him after that top class bit of mackem baiting

Pinkie and Cubbitt favourites for the post

Aye but you look old enough to have seen it

You should know, seeing as you googled it

I used to love that

I quite like Casio watches, so it was uncalled for

Especially seeing as it looks like a Casio

A fellow dweeb sent me a link taken from the Popular Mechanics website (http://www.popularmechanics.com/military/aviation/news/a27340/sr-71-speed-check/)

Enjoyed his time here, wasn't bitter

It would surprise me if he won a single round.

Have you asked Fred Dineage?

Where is Chez these days anyway?

Even before the recent attacks it's been an accident waiting to happen for years.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/52-per-cent-of-britons-dont-believe-in-moon-landings-and-that-number-sounds-familiar-say-experts-20160720111106

Probably a fake, just to make it even funnier.

Also, remember them making a proper mess if you accidentally put the syrup in before adding the gas.

Omega Speedmaster. Just like Buzz and Neil.