Alex

He really does have a tiny cock by the sounds of it

Sweet left peg. Apropos of potential transfer targets I was looking at .com just before. I really don't see much point in that place now beyond a stats reference and info on tickets and fixtures. There's literally nowt about any January signings.

Could you be a bit more specific?

Lumping him in with Pardew seems a bit harsh mind

I tend to think he was a bit of a nobody chosen to lose to Hilary Clinton.

Kids today, eh?

I just hope Gene Clark wasn't on the turnstiles that day.

They might've had Elmo instead of Batman or Superman on duty that day.

Was about to say like, wouldn't surprise me if all of that was true and, if so, no surprise to see a fuckwit footballer and those pricks waded in without knowing the facts. Simpson probably believes he has a genuine right to feel aggrieved as well.

She's a clever politician and I don't mean that in a perjorative way. She's making a very reasonable offer given the circumstances but I feel it's also one that the Tories may well find themselves thinking they have to reject. Which would almost certainly tip the balance in her favour in a 2nd referendum.

Tell you what like, Jenas had everything but the heart and temperament to be one of the best midfielders in the league, if not Europe. Such a shame really.

Would probably agree on the whole with DK's assessment although I think it's a fairly easy role to play when he's alongside Shelvey in CM and the other players he has alongside him. Dyer's a funny one to bring up though as Colback will never do 10% of what he did for NUFC.

Nicky Butt never hid.

After his presidency later.

Funniest bit is his claim he had work to do

The Blaydon / RobW approach. Later adopted by Fop.

Colback's been fucking awful imo. Not sure he tries his best either. Runs around a lot but hides plenty when we've got possession.

Good to see RobW's still active anyway: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38510439

Do you just imagine you do then? With proper witty responses to tweets you'd hoped people had made?

You must be fucking mental, have too much time on your hands or a combination of both. I'd rather poke myself in the eye with a shitty stick.

They love him there, it makes sense that he has an affection for the club

I don't see how any of that relates to you conversing with people on Twitter.

Gullit didn't even give Lee a squad number.

David Cameron's favourite team