Alex

Much better player for us than a lot of people give him credit for

Says the bloke who tries to model himself on Toad of Toad Hall.

There's a film called Burnt just come out as well.

Seems much more reasonable than banning handguns

Anyone else remember hedgehog-flavoured crisps?

Well I think that makes my point better than I could ever hope to.

Lets not bother, eh?

No ring goes like a ringo goes

Yeah, probably

Yours don't.

At the moment

:lol:

Your antisemitism is clouding your judgement I reckon.

Catch 22 is awesome, you fucking philistine

If a big fuck off UFO landed in Hamburg hed' declare it a fake.

Someone isn't going on holiday next year.

:lol:

What about Tony Hancock?

:lol:

I loved The Handmaid's Tale but, for whatever reason, haven't read any more Margaret Atwood. Just finished Alan Paton's Cry the Beloved Country. Which almost sounds like a line from Curb... Proper book, as Graeme Souness would say.