Alex

Probably just remembered his last contract included a relegation clause.

CT following in his hero's footsteps and conceding defeat days ahead of polling.

Apart from that though....

Wonder if he wears Blue Stratos or Denim when he goes out for a ride.

Probably tried to get McClaren and were told to get fucked

Read Mort as a kid and never bothered with any of the others. Thought it was shit so thanks for the heads up on the later ones

The available at a fraction of the retail price on ebay in a few weeks cunt.

Balls didn't go to a boarding school, CT. Nice try though.

Most women are like that though.

Heaviest breather wins

Don't think many of them attended boarding schools like, CT. Certainly the likes of Harmon, Balls, Johnson and Miliband didn't. By all means prove me wrong though.

Wonder if they are basing their decision on nonexistent police advice

Aye, it's not happening.

Number 2 is Bill McLaren

You have to laugh, or you'd cry.

Wanted Vaughan, thought it would be Strauss.

The irony of the inevitable complaints from the Tories if they don't end up in charge if they get more of the popular vote (and quite possibly, although not necessarily, more seats) will be fucking mint.

Even in your Tory Utopia there aren't 9 and half million of those.

Featured 'Amityville' by Lovebug Starski iirc.

That's not a real front page, Rob

Think Khan might be too much of a risk. With his reach, speed and height and the way he fought against Alexander in that very disciplined manner you could see him possibly getting a points decision against an ageing Mayweather. Might fancy a unification bout with Brook though.

I find it quite comforting that their support has dropped off as their rhetoric has become more extreme though

I did one of them football coaching courses as a bairn at the lightfoot and Carver was one of the coaches. He was only managing Montagu boys club back then iirc and despite not being particularly impressive even then he had a massive ego so fuck knows just how deluded and arrogant he is now. His post match "honest appraisal" was basically blaming everyone else whilst accepting zero responsibility for the shit we're in.