Alex

aye, I’d heard that too. Also, that stretch of road, aka the Beehive was much beloved of boy racer from down the coast. That’s when they weren’t over-revving their car’s engines whilst driving round the Whitley Bay one way system

Sorry

Btw, anyone calling this time of year*: ’Twixmas Fuck off, keep fucking off and then, when you get there, fuck off some more * I assume this applies to no one on here

A film depicting the Wild West would be more appropriate by the sounds of it

@Howmanheyman The Dirty Dozen’s just started on Channel Five

How embarrassing is that? Lynx Africa ffs!

Perfumed ponce

Watched Withnail and I again for what must be at least the 20th time and it’s still fucking sensational.

How about living in a house in Sunderland but, just for fun, camping out under one of the bridges there? That’s if there’s no roundabouts free

Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope you all get what you deserve. I mean desire. Actually, maybe I was right the first time

It’s not just that either. By that I mean they’d had massive investment for well over a decade before that too. It’s not like they were starting from where we were two years ago.

Tbf there’s a large amount of fans that don’t like the current manager

Give them a little while (I’m thinking a geological period or 3) and they might suss out that the ownership and its ‘model’ is the actual issue. Although they’ll have a problem opposing it whilst not displaying mag-like behaviour

Went to watch Heaton Stannington and they beat Penrith 3-2. Got kicked out though after demanding fine wine and cake. Anyone know how Newcastle got on?

Also, what a miserable fucking mackem cunt Charles Harrison was

I know he was meant to be a tough centre-half but I don’t know how anyone could take him seriously with that fucking headband on.

Compasses won’t work near this post

I nearly posted similar

Got to be Wyki if you’re also factoring in his short arms

Beat me to it, was about to post “How did I take this carefully posed selfie?”

Belgian beer is mostly fucking amazing