Alex

NFC is what they label patients at the Freeman who come from that part of the world (Normal for Cumbria/Carlisle).

I think I heard on the news that the criminal damage bit relates to the damage caused to Hadrian’s Wall when they felled the tree.

I got the candidate literature through for the combined authorities mayoral election. They each get the chance to submit a statement of what they’re about, policies etc. The Reform Party candidate didn’t even bother doing one. I’ve also noticed none of the Tory stuff I’ve seen ahead of the local elections has any party branding on whatsoever. Why would you even bother standing for a party whilst acknowledging the association with them is poison to most voters?

Aye. You see it with my eldest playing junior football. You do actually get sone young kids who are decent but you also get ones who are little knobs getting their own back. It’s adults too but at that level / age group you get a lot of kids who are still at school. I actually think the oddest ones are when they clearly have zero interest in being there beyond getting their expenses

Aye and you probably need to be already dedicated to becoming a ref when you would otherwise be playing junior football if you ever hope to make it as a PL-level official. It takes that long to progress through the ranks

I did wonder like

Genuinely laughing out loud at this btw

That’s a parody account taking the piss out of the group with the same name, which was definitely not a copy of Wor Flags. Which then folded

It’s also the classic mackem cycle of make something up, start believing it and then get annoyed about it

The County Durham thing again! What fucking convoluted point are they making now? It’s a Tyneside folk song in which all of the people and events in it take place on Tyneside. The whole of my life and for a long time before it’s been associated with NUFC (and no other football club, bar altered versions). The only County Durham things to do with the song are the bloke who wrote it being from Gateshead (which used to be in that county) and the destination of Blaydon (ditto). But both of those places are overwhelmingly black and white anyway. Do they not think it’s significant that they’re travelling from and through Newcastle (as opposed to say, for example, Sunderland)? They are absolutely tapped, man

I see the government are still steadfastly refusing to reveal Cameron’s financial / business interests. This is where the ministerial code isn’t fit for purpose. If you’re just obliged to do it by something like that, as opposed to a statutory requirement, then a government like this will just ignore it.

Do you sit or stand?

He’s a bang average championship player. Ordinary is precisely what he does on a regular basis

It was some legal thing where you couldn’t win a cash prize based on something that had already occurred / someone could’ve potentially seen (and cheated to win). So they took the ball out then a panel of ex-players (like the pools panel) decided where they thought it should be When it was the ones in the Shoot Annual (see answers on page 52 or whatever) then presumably that rigmarole was not required

That was actually a very good finish that he made look very easy

Isn’t there literally hundreds of kids that’ve gone missing from the hotels they were staying in?

These One Nation cunts from the ‘left’ of the party are as bad as the loonies on the right iyam.

The dozy cunt probably likes to think she ‘tells it how it is’

Don’t worry, you jinxed it the second you said it might happen

There’s no middle ground for them. You either absolutely despise the Mags. Or you are one

I know we had Wilson and Barnes amongst the subs, so there were a couple of attacking options. But that was still a fucking shite bench for us today. If we get 6th I think Howe’s dove a fantastic job. I wouldn’t mind Villa beating Chelsea either. Just to give us that little bit breathing space. I think it’s better for us long term too if it’s Villa instead of Spurs with the latter having another season out of the CL

They’re spending the rest of the season concentrating on the Mags. And so are Sky

Full time Man Utd

He’s had another 4