Alex

Perez has got more chance of coming back

I’d rather Jack than Fleetwood Mac

I’d rather have a pint with Fish than Klopp

No. Worked out the latter but had to google the former

Does that ex-pat Everton fan just go on there to make the mackems feel slightly less needy and tragic? He’s like a fucking parody of a parody. I bet there’s a collective groan goes round the every time he walks in his local.

I would say you can have one at the most. I’d be tempted not to bother at all though. If they called Starmer a coward, I’d just counter and say he’s willing to do as many interviews and answer as many questions from the public as is feasible. But he’s not wasting his time with those serial liars. He’s got fuck all to gain tbh. It did Johnson no harm when he just never bothered with the Andrew Neil interview.

Luke Edwards could be getting his info directly from the club and that still doesn’t mean it’s true. There’s form for that. I’d be amazed if they were in for either. Especially DCL. That’s not me turning my nose up at Bowen but his value is massively inflated after last season

Apologies to the whole of Scotland btw

Hasnae goat tha baws for thas joab

The BBC can keep saying it’s a close race tbh. Did wonders for motivating Labour/Khan voters in London to turnout. Their complete denial of the Tories consistently polling in the low 20% range for ages and the general mood of the British public is almost Orwellian at this point though. John Curtice is one of the few decent commentators they regularly have on there. They did a piece last night where they were in Blackpool. It interviewed two blokes who were saying they weren’t sure who they’d vote for this time out (only in terms of Sunak or Starmer). Presumably this was meant to be balanced but ffs, man. Anyone not sure this time round is almost certainly a dyed in the wool Tory. Especially as they didn’t mention having any issues with Starmer (as you’d expect if they were disillusioned Labour voters).

It took it happening to them to realise they’re / he’s a cunt. Archetypal Tories tbh

Doesn’t work as a tactic though with fptp, Shirley?

I was in there the other night. After the main course the waiter asked if we wanted dessert. I said: what do you call it where they pour an espresso over ice cream. He said: affogato. I replied: I can’t remember either

He’s even managed to manufacture a disaster out of announcing a general election

Dr Death hanging his hat on his COVID record

Excruciating stuff

It’s pissing down too

Yeah. They’re obviously in an awful place but he’ll make it worse you’d think. He’s fucking hopeless, detached from reality, completely uncharismatic, insincere, just got nothing going for him as a public speaker really. He got a good hiding on loose women. Plus the political interviewers will smell blood and know how the wind is blowing. If he had owt about him he’d just fuck it off. But he’s too weak to even do that. So he’ll just sleep walk to defeat repeating phrases about lowering inflation and stopping the boats.

As much as I hate him, he’s been undermined the whole time so (whilst I have no sympathy), I wonder if this is his last fuck you to his so called colleagues. He’s looked sick of it for ages. The quote from the Tory sources on the BBC are great. They’re all panicking like fuck and horrified at the prospect. This is brilliant

It’s on. He’s about to make a statement outside no 10. BBC already saying it’s happening

Do loads of surfer types still walk about in Australia with no shoes on? If so, wtf is that all about? We met up with some people who were relatives of someone my lass worked with in Manly and their mate tagged along with us to the fucking pub in bare feet. You wouldn’t do that in the Pig and Whistle

Coming directly after a 5 minute monologue on tactics which resulted in the question: have you ever played professional football?

This is such a fucking tragedy. Normal people left broke, imprisoned, with their reputation in tatters and relationships destroyed. Loads dying before they could clear their name. And they did absolutely nothing wrong. Not only that, the only reason the complicit cover up is being sorted now, years and years later is because there was a tv drama about it. Otherwise they’d still be a long way off justice. It genuinely makes me so sad and angry. This is what happens when everything gets privatised and free market capitalism runs riot

The more I hear about Ashworth the more I think he’s a bit of a shyster / fraud