Alex

If Russia invaded he’d win the argument

@Howmanheyman Hope it all works out for you, mate. At least getting a diagnosis is a good thing.

After it didn’t work out as a professional footballer they opened a chain of chilled out barber shops 👍🏻

I, for one, welcome our new technological overlords

There were loads of great performances but Kvaratskhelia was as close to perfect as it gets. You’d have nightmares about marking him. Good at everything and also fast, big, strong and works his bollocks off. And as well as securing the treble he played enough games for Napoli this season to get a Serie A winner’s medal too.

Even the first sentence is ironic

Decent start by PSG

Linkin Park, man As bad as having Ferdinand on

Just stuck the CL final build up on and it’s great to see Rio Ferdinand and Steven Gerrard on

But there’s 6 English teams and 4 pots

Aye, it was a pretty fucking decent goal in just about any context anyway

Could I get it too, please? Cheers

About as surprising as the revelation he was in the marines

It’s fucking bullshit anyway. How do you implement something whilst paring back the very institutions that would be tasked with implementing something this complicated? The real issue here is the government’s complicity in continuing the previous one’s policy of being disingenuous and hoying out bollocks just to create an impression of tackling X, Y or Z.

The important thing to remember at this point is that, irrespective of this result, they are still (in relative terms) absolutely fucking shite

Ffs

As long as you don’t give out any more predictions this weekend

If that doesn’t work lets him with a leaflet campaign

Fuck that shit. It would’ve been all the funnier

Brexit Dad

While it’s difficult to have much sympathy for those who might be on the receiving end, I also think that if it was anything like as straightforward as it seems, it would’ve been done already. More worrying for me is the general trend of trying to appease all the people who are unlikely to ever vote for them anyway. Out of fear of Farage and Reform. And also taking everyone left leaning for granted. And not really getting to grips with anything. The mooted European deal being a case in point. I’d actually rather queue long at passport control, for example, as opposed to mollycoddling the people who voted leave and still don’t except the damage it’s doing and has done.

Hopefully. I think 3 at the back either way though

That’s what I was thinking. Probably the best way for us to set up without Joelinton available

Just guessing but I assumed they were made Asian betting partner because it was more straightforward than buying them out of the shirt deal after the takeover. As Ashley no doubt negotiated a long term shite deal that the club was tied into. Very little to see here imo.

A lot closer to where they’ll all live too