Alex

Aye, that’s another one of their bizarre ‘brags’. How the two biggest talents they’ve produced in the last few decades who fucked off to bigger and better things at the first opportunity is meant to bother us when they mention them. Especially seeing as Pickford normally has a mare when we play them.

I read Money and London Fields but never really understood what the fuss was about. Posh cunt trying to be outrageous.

Still can’t work out what the fuck this weird cunt is doing on here like.

Aye, I looked a little while back on the bit where you can look at the likelihood of individual results. I think it’ll be the most likely results based on their model is Man Utd picking up 6 points and us picking up 4 (with their analysis having the draw as the most likely at Stamford Bridge). The anomaly with us being more likely to make the CL will be there are marginally more scenarios where LFC catch Man Utd instead of us. Due to the goal difference, as I think you mentioned earlier

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What I find funny is that it’s completely lost on the likes of him that it’s reprehensible to claim to be arsed about these things, when in reality it’s just because of football

Not sure but it was like that the other day too which I couldn’t work out either.

Might not even need that (but I know what you mean)

A little bit annoying but we’d all have been absolutely delighted if you’d said it would end 1-1

FT for Man Utd.

Rude? Criminal I’d say

That’s definitely Fazackerly. I think Killer’s lurking in the back with Howey and Micky Quinn. The lad to left of Bez might be Matty Appleby? With Scott Sellars at the end. The one you’re on about next to Terry Mac looks vaguely familiar, but like you say there’s a fair bit of water passed under the bridge since then

The funny thing about that is that it’s clear Johnson has no influence over the deal going through anyway. And the way they invent stuff is just another manifestation of their notion they’re morally superior. But best of all is they’re absolutely fucking gutted about our respective fortunes.

We wouldn’t have signed him though imo. That’s why he was ‘affordable’ under the previous regime.

Well they’re probably going down and those two are definitely leaning this summer even if they stay up. Which probably clouds their judgement a bit. Although I’d tend to agree with them about the latter.

Declared wealth tbh

I do still love ‘There is a Light Never Goes Out’

You’re not going to believe this, but it was a Tory-controlled council

I saw a bit in there where someone was arguing that our second goal was an example of the ref being bribed. Not for giving the free kick itself. But because the ref added on time we had wasted and because he booked Schar but didn’t give a free kick. I mean, that’s just not understanding the laws of the game time gets added on regardless of which side is doing the time wasting. And of course the ball wasn’t in play, awaiting our free kick so the ref couldn’t award them one.

Plus Klopp’s an absolute cunt

I used to be obsessed with The Smiths then drifted away from them. But I began to appreciate more once again. But even before Morrissey became a fascist my later appreciation was much more about the music. When you’re an angsty kid it’s one thing but, while he undoubtedly had lyrical talent, it’s all a bit cringey once you’re an adult imo. Also, I was thinking about (as one example) ‘How Soon is Now?’ and what an incredible bit of music it is. And how the lyrics set to that could’ve been about anything, be it drugs, love, whatever. But no, it’s him reminding us how miserable he is. Again

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Swiss Ramble stuff is good. It’s obviously a bit of a dry subject but it’s nice to actually read someone who knows what they’re talking about on that side of things.

#imagine