Alex

Bad AIDS

Except William (III) and Mary (II) who ruled jointly and were cousins with the former defeating the father of the latter in battle. The father in question being James II who had converted to Catholicism which led to William being invited by the Protestant ruling class to intervene in the succession. They just make it up as it suits them tbh

Sharing pints? The cost of living crisis really is biting

Wedding season forgot about that one

So-called analyst

I noticed anything on social media with Camilla triggers about 2m comments saying it should be Diana. Like the deification of a thick as pig’s shit bint who died nearly 30 years ago isn’t weird

If Spurs won all their games we’d need a point from our last 5 to finish above them.

They’re independent from Russian funding now 👍🏻

Hasn’t taken him long to put his stamp on this Leeds team like. 2-0 down and 17% possession in the first half hour

Owned by Sunderland though 👍🏻

Long to rain over us

It’s to do with the King. Or ‘Big Sam’ to his mates

Check their hard drives

It’s almost exactly 1 in 3 which detracts from the point somewhat

Hope the forecast is right and it pisses down on all the servile fucking touchers tbh

Imagine if they weren’t charging Northern Premier League prices to get in. Imagine

There’s no punchline. That’s the anecdote

Was struck at the Southampton game by how much stick he gets from some quarters if he doesn’t play an inch perfect pass. Some fucking knackers just need to have a boo boy, don’t they? I think he’s done a fucking fantastic job tbh

I mean he does have form for going against the grain on here

Just had a text off my lass to tell me Nobby Solano is sat near them in The Black Bull at Four Lane Ends

Actually just looking at the latest results and they’re ludicrously bad for the Tories. Already lost 900 seats with some results still to come in. The conservatives only said they might lose 1,000 so they could pretend they’d done well if they didn’t. Meanwhile Labour 500 ish seats gained already. I’d like to see that guru’s workings out

Obviously I didn’t see it but how the fuck did their vote not go up?

I think electoral calculus still has them with a majority close to 200. Based on a months polling and updated at the beginning of May. I’d trust them more. Even if Gemmill’s right and that’s excluding Scotland that doesn’t sound right. Also, isn’t this election council seats which were last contested in May 2019? Where the Tories performed badly in the last days of May as PM? So they’ve lost something like 700 council seats on top of a bad starting point? I’m going to suggest the BBC might be painting a less than realistic picture

He wants to bang him while he’s banging her