Alex

The other thing about that, ignoring all the stuff about losing experienced officers, struggling to retain the new ones etc is - even if they meet a target that is the highest number of police officers in England and Wales ever, is it not it worth pointing out that the population of those two countries are the highest they’ve ever been? Like how many police there are per each member of the population isn’t relevant?

Tbf that’s one player’s career he improved

Chicarito is Spanish for little cunt 👍🏻

And where it was not very long ago

Yes but does your team frequently play exciting, attacking football? Aye it fucking does Keith, you dozy fucking inbred cunt 👍🏻

I loved him as a kid before he even signed for us. Showing me age I desperately wanted Southampton to win the league that year they led it for so long. Also, I remember being down south on the way to visit relatives when it came on the radio he’d signed for us. My dad had to pull the car over for a few minutes

Oops. Didn’t see this. I would say great minds but I would imagine the sentiment is virtually universal

I’m a bit gutted that’s finishing. He might come home

That interview maybe 2 or 3 years ago Kilcline did. Apart from talking about his time here, he spoke about playing against KK. Keegan had just come back to England (Southampton) and Killer (who I think would’ve already been at Coventry) wanted to give him a good old ‘welcome back to English football’. Anyway the plan failed as, in his own words, he couldn’t get close enough to him to kick him

That Portsmouth footage btw. A reminder of the class of KK. Not just as a player but his character. You’ve got a bloke who’s won just about everything there is to win, twice winner of the Ballon D’Or. At the twilight of his career and there he is, playing in the second division and doing the dirty work, against centre-halves who could go right through the back of you. And he was doing that so young forwards like Beardsley and Waddle could thrive off the back of it.

All that and they don’t care 👍🏻

That’s was on The Big Match live I think. Unbelievable stuff

Thought it was loan with them buying him being compulsory. But if they want shot after his dream move to his boyhood club. After less than a season and after they way he fucked us about, I just don’t get the appeal. But what the fuck do I know? If Howe and Ashworth want him I’ll trust them 100%. Btw, riding electric scooters at speed down the Southbank, whilst listening to grime and jungle from a boombox seems to be a thing now. What I want to know is - why didn’t you say hello?

Best wishes, Craig. I’ve always considered you to be a really sound lad with a wealth of knowledge about NUFC. For what little that’s worth. But I really hope you get through this. Like Gemmill says, use this place - if it helps.

Can’t imagine why unless it’s on the cheap

We telling them to lie back and think of England (and spitfires)?

I’ll take a scrappy win by the odd goal tbh. They’re fighting for their lives but you have to think last night must’ve been a very demoralising defeat. Even a draw is of very little use to them but I think they’ll play for one and hope they pinch it somehow. Which could play into our hands anyway the way we’re playing (especially in terms of creating and converting chances atm

The look on all their faces. Just a mixture of joy and disbelief all round.

And / or killing them

I didn’t get the chance to see our latest match thread on there either, due to how quickly it was moved. However another very common theme (which gets loads of likes from the troglodytes) is that we’ve paid off the opposition and officials any time we win. They’re actually being serious as well Another favourite is Roker Mackem posting every five minutes during our games telling people they shouldn’t be watching it and that he has barely seen a minute of us playing this season. When everyone knows he’s got the game on and it’s eating him alive. Boo fucking hoo

Gordon coming on - ultimate shithousery

I’m guessing sticking Howay’s post on the dressing room wall didn’t work

Bit busy this time of year

Might think Wilson’s a bit more suited a more physical contest too with Isak a better option off the bench

Yes they (you) are