Alex

Hitchens's razor is definitely applicable to that relationship they keep banging on about like

Aye, that’s basically a resignation letter from Conte. As Howay says, if that’s really how he feels he should walk. Because there’s no way you can air those views publicly then expect to be able to work with the players afterwards.

Unbelievable

class

Full time at St Mary’s 👍🏻

Leicester equaliser v Brentford

Surprising that. Given he definitely doesn’t come across as the sort of desperate turbo virgin who’d lock himself away for months painting fantasy lead figures

Hast any Bisto?

Nah. Signing Dembele is Mag-like behaviour

I think you’ll find they’d finish halfway up the division above the division they’re halfway up 👍🏻

Didn’t even get to read our match thread on there before it was moved so I’m guessing it was superb

Aye the decision making in where to put the line and choosing the exact frame at which the ball was played is always going to be prone to human error. The other way I guess would be to stay with the on field decision if it’s too close to make a definitive decision within a set time frame. The one thing VAR shouldn’t be is inconsistent. It definitely is at present, which really defeats the object of having it

Even by the rather poor standards that have been set, that was an absolutely fucking diabolical decision. Actually encouraging the on field referee to overturn a correct decision is the exact opposite of what it was brought in for. If you accept it’s here to stay, which it appears to be, then you have to still accept a degree of human error in interpretation of the laws of the game. But in that instance? How the cunting fuck has the defender not deliberately played the ball? He’s looking at it and moves his foot towards it.

In the fantasista mould 👍🏻

And the notion of ‘the process’ is just PR (funny that)

She gets the living room, I get the kitchen.

Went one better and deactivated my Twitter account a while back

They largely sit in two camps - those that have bought into ‘the process’ and those that haven’t. But as Howay says, there doesn’t actually seem to be one. At least beyond ticking over without much investment

My personal favourite is them having that playing on YT on the telly but not actually watching it because they’re playing Roblox on their iPads

How do leave an idiot in suspense?

Of the remote or the kids?

I don’t even bother watching stuff with my lass anymore apart from maybe 10% of the time.

He is a cunt but he’s also right about the double standards

Well it’s not moving I suppose