Alex

It’s been pedestrianised for about 25 years

Zenden was meant to be the first choice ahead of Robert too iirc

Could’ve rounded off those decimals like

I think Bruno supports West Ham too two people decades after the height of their fame, at least one of whom doesn’t support them anyway

They’d need to bid that much first 👍🏻

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Aye, I was there too. Like you say you really saw how little he put into that performance seeing it first hand. I’ve rarely criticised him in the past but the lack of effort was inexcusable yesterday.

If only everyone could be as objective as yourself on the subject 👍🏻

You’re taking about a player who thinks he’s above putting a shift in for half an hour for a side defending a lead in a semi final ffs.

It’s beyond parody like

Fair play. That’s taking football hipster-ism to previously unplumbed levels of ridiculousness

The Sunday Telegraph printing that as well though. A paper for cunts by cunts

The thing about you is that you’re just too subtle

Aye, he’s an instinctive sort of player and it’s like he’s thinking too much. I also think he’s a bit crestfallen at not being an automatic starter / not being trusted by Howe. Even then you’d hope he’d bust a gut trying to prove Howe wrong, but that was a very lacklustre and dishonest display today.

Well he made the manager’s mind up for him anyway

He did fuck all in an attacking sense too and made no effort to find space when we had possession down the left. Willock was usually more advanced and covering helping Burn too. You can excuse him not tracking back. You can excuse him trying stuff that’s not coming off but keeping out the way is just totally unacceptable tbh

We missed Bruno today like. There’s no one else can do the sort of job Rice does for West Ham. ASM was an absolute disgrace. I know things don’t always come off for wingers but apart from being lazy as fuck he just hid most of the time. I think he’s already thinking about who he’ll be playing for next season. I think Gordon will start next match. He looked lively when he came on. Isak might’ve made the difference too. Draw was a fair result like.

The cheeky fucking cunt. Jeffries seems alright. He retired after a few professional fights (unbeaten as it happens) due to hand injuries that wouldn’t heal. He’s ended up as a personal training / boxing coach / movie fight coordinator and a bit of a minor celeb living in LA. Which, let’s be honest, is a better outcome than the situation 99% of ex-professional boxers find themselves in.

Still doing the tortuous purple prose too I see

Tell us a joke

I remember thinking at the time that if it had been a bigger club than Swindon they’d probably just have been fined

Gary Bennett own goal in the final wasn’t it?

Aye, I remember Boro needed the win to stay up so it was likely to be a tough match.

Think it’ll just be a case of fell in the river. Fucking awful way to go like.