Alex

Who could've predicted this? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/44081146

Stork

My first gig was Musical Youth at the 'Rec' aka Eldon Leisure I got Paddy McDee's autograph from the accompanying Metro Radio roadshow. Not only that but more recently Shola's sister worked there. Even more recently she helped deliver my twins. Beat that!

Grim news. Poor fella (and the ones left behind).

Stop talking Britain down

His mother’s his sister

It was indeed. Not that I was there like. Just remember it being a big deal (locally anyway)

I don’t think you know what that means or the correct context in which to use it

Thank goodness for the welfare state

I've never felt sorry for you until that post

Aye but that was pure luck and down to NK's testing facilities being destroyed in an accident.

Hope Sunderland don't win the league on their return, mind. Could you imagine?

He's Ant, not Andrew

Shittest threat ever

I remember Scott's dad John Westgarth. Years ago he had a famous win over Glenn McCrory before the latter was a World Cruiserweight champ.

Well I suppose the vast majority of the readership won't get it either

Listen to Bill Steele there

Ok, I'll take this photo if you promise to tidy your bedroom

No

It's not a plebiscite democracy though. Thank fuck. Also, you don't get to play 'massive politics geek' (I'm not suggesting it's a role you play well, btw) and fail to grasp something that basic.

#Wynning

Don't be ashamed of what you are. Although I suppose that's easy for someone else to say