Alex

Just like Special Brew

If we were in their shoes we’d be absolutely certain we were going down.

Never day never might have to be my new sig

Darren Bent to do it and reveal a t-shirt saying “That’s for you, Mam” or Mitro to score the one that puts them down and run up to their fans doing his trademark Junior Soprano celebration

The Living Colour one you mean?

Can't. I'm washing my hair

You think?

There you go:

I'm guessing Dennis Skinner is no longer a hero of yours then.

I know Andy Brassell quite well as it happens. He's married to a lass I went to school with.

I was telling me mate about it and he thought I wanted a titty bar at first

I’d love a tiki bar like

Aye, you're on the side of the people wanting that and, quite possibly, achieving that so the motives are largely irrelevant iyam

Used to listen to The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill loads.

Aye, it's the first I've heard of it. Classic 'Mag at work' bollocks

I thought everyone got it. Not everyone laughed though

Should stick the message on the Gregg's bags. Only downside is they wouldn't be able to read it. I'm here all week btw

Only downside is there wouldn't be anyone to see it bar the away fans

Was thinking about our colonial past in relation to the notion we'll trade with the Commonwealth more post-Brexit. Apart from the impracticalities (and the fact there's nothing really preventing us doing it anyway) they can't stand us for what we did