Alex

£350m per week for a start

Come along to our Thursday night curry club where for just £7 you can get a shit pint and jar of Patak's inspired Indian dish

That's horrific

Last minute equaliser

Just Man City (twice) and Liverpool in the league I think.

Just reminded me of the recent talk about the application for Parmos to get PDO status

Classic Italian dish that

A draw and it's over no matter what happens I think. They basically need 3 wins out of 3 to have a realistic chance. It's not just the points it's having to get significantly more than two sides over those last 3 games. But I can see them winning on Saturday

Wouldn't be surprised if they haven't even really cancelled the tickets

I made some of that a few years back. Gave it a good wash like

I still don't think I'll actually believe it until it's confirmed.

Few reasons but why go abroad when you could earn more at home? would probably be the main one.

You can fucking swear on here you know

Yeah and a 3rd season out the PL would probably see him weigh up his options. Not seen enough of him this season to comment really about signing him

There were decent signs there too, e.g. we could've easily won, let alone drawn, against Leicester and Everton. I think, as has been mentioned, Lascelles and Dummett coming back into the side was crucial because we weren't exactly scoring loads of goals. Also, like you say, the sides around us weren't picking up points either. I actually don't think I would say they were shit as such, I think away from the top the league's been as competitive as I can remember it. Someone else mentioned how even WBA are a much better side than Sunderland were last year. That Stoke and Southampton side would be very near the top of the Championship too I think.

If Villa go up he won't leave them for us. He's a fan and been there since he was a kid.

9 without a win from beating Crystal Palace at home to beating West Ham away was the worst run I think (although we only picked up one point - WBA away). Relegation form whichever way you look at it.

Difficult to argue with that front 3 though.

Looking at that, you can see why the national team does so well

I don't know, you wait ages for a relegation, then two come along at once.

Joking apart though, any reason why the leader of the opposition should come under more scrutiny? Because he seems to

And Trump as President.

If it's true lets see what happens. Imagine Corbyn getting caught out lying like that?

Aye, that's pretty much spot on tbh.