Southern Geordie

Guaranteed to come in as I've gone for a home double

Sons of Anarchy isn't as good as Sopranos or The Wire as it's not as in depth but is pretty easy viewing which makes it well worth the watch. Has a few twists and turns throughout which is always a bonus. Though my enjoyment of it was almost ruined when I found out that the main character 'Jax' was the Geordie that played the head boy in Green Street with the worst cockney accent ever. His American accent is a bit more convincing mind. That good enough Gemmil?

Officially confirmed

Mark Douglas deleted his last tweet about him signing. Must have collapsed

It's common knowledge kid. You should have done some research before booking your holiday based on a film

Yes I know it was set in Malia. Embarrassed for the people wanting to go on holiday there because of the film... As it wasn't filmed there

I used to live below some students a couple of years ago. Apart from the fact they were completely inconsiderate it was made worse that the building was quite old so walls and flooring was thin. Used to be guaranteed 2 bad nights sleep a week. The letting agency did f**k all to help us as it was their own fault for putting a professional flat beneath 3 student ones. Got as far with the council as being told to keep a diary of the noise by which time I had luckily come to the end of my tenancy. Feel sorry for people without the option of just upping sticks, really is frustrating.

Put the rest of my measly Paddy Power balance on Man City to win. Hoping they don't let me down for the third game in a row

My favourite away day, can't wait for it. We don't have a great record here but we didn't have a great record against Man Utd before this season...

Checked this morning and lost half a stone this year, though no doubt that'll go up next time I check! Eating healthily and walking about 20 miles a week but can't be arsed with the gym or running.

They were actually in Magaluf Going to Kos for 10 days for a chill out in August and hoping to book Vegas for late September/October so it's still hot but not too hot. It's always hot in Vegas bro I know it's hot for about 10 months of the year but the missus went in December and it was -2 during the day. Can't imagine walking around at night time during July/August, was bad enough when I went in May!

They were actually in Magaluf Going to Kos for 10 days for a chill out in August and hoping to book Vegas for late September/October so it's still hot but not too hot.

Going to see Steve Merchant on Sunday. Really don't know what to expect. Russell Howard is terrible IMO. Anyone who can present on tv could pull that 'good news' show off and take credit as its all scripted and videos off the net from years ago.

I had to upload this goal: http://t.co/Qx3s4F8L Best goal I've seen on there but I might be a bit biased

Congrats Nick mate You making the Bristol/Swansea weekend your stag weekend?

Loving Twitter at the moment, is very good for news, following celebrities, "socialising" and just passing time. When I first signed up it was confusing as anything, just couldn't understand how everything you write to other people is posted on your timeline and not theirs. But now is 100 times better than Facebook.

It's like watching Big Brother but with people using a computer to say stuff they'd probably not say in person.

Tried watching Planet of the Apes (the one with Mark Wahlberg) but just couldn't get into it. Not my type of film at all, but the new one looked good from the advert - then again Planet of the Apes probably did too.

See zoolander1978 had a pop at Stevie out the blue... Thought he "blocked" you?! Must have missed you...

Am in a good mood. Less than 2 weeks until I move back to Bristol and am going on holiday in 3 weeks before I start my new job. Seems a while until we move but the missus has already packed everything

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkkjze_me...tv-message_sexy The full version

Aye I'm there with that one... fucking knacks too - guaranteed to have water streaming out of your eyes when you do it. I've invested in a nose hair trimmer. Had to be done... was becoming a chore plucking the stray long ones. Aye I've got one of them but the name's a giveaway... it trims. Leaves stubble up your nostrils which is almost as bad. It gets worse when you've got a cold...

Aye I'm there with that one... fucking knacks too - guaranteed to have water streaming out of your eyes when you do it. I've invested in a nose hair trimmer. Had to be done... was becoming a chore plucking the stray long ones.

I'm willing to suggest that's not quite right. Haha oops, typo. You know what I meant Sorry, smartarse gene and all that. If you hadn't spotted it I'm sure some other smartarse would have But it's quite worrying I'm 1kg away from being "overweight"! Was always a skinny kid at school.

I'm willing to suggest that's not quite right. Haha oops, typo. You know what I meant