Dr Gloom

look like the perfect spot to do some mushrooms

tremendous, by the way

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Vote Tory or the kitten gets it!

i mean, you don't get that, erm, attention to detail when shown to your room in four star hotels. i'm pretty sure they are hoping for a tip for carrying your bag and showing you how to open the curtains

i dislike the awkward moments when you worry about whether you should have tipped some bloke who spent way too long hanging around after showing you how to locate the room's AC and light switches. but lets be honest. these weekends are for the wives. there's fuck all chance i'm staying anywhere like this with the lads, but then i don't want to get into their pants at bedtime

the food and service are usually way better. the spa, gym and pool will generally be a higher standard. then there's the beds, the linen, the posh free lotions and potions - all the shite that women love, so you could argue it's worth the extra expense.

explain

matfen is really nice, but it's a good quality 4 star hotel. rockliffe and seaham are five star hotels so come with that extra touch of luxury (reflected in the price)

yeah, i stayed. it's posher than matfen, more on par with rockliffe

this is quite the take. as far as i see the gordon story (stop me if i've got the timeline wrong): it was reported (can't remember who broke it) that liverpool approached us for gordon knowing we were scrambling to beat the psr deadline we said, okay, we'll entertain an offer, how much for quansah in exchange? they said he's not for sale, we'll give you £60m for gordon (conveniently the exact amount needed to clear our psr deficit). we said, thanks but no thanks. then it was reported on the bbc that we "offered" gordon to liverpool, no quotes from anyone to support this. and that liverpool walked away. now gordon's "head has been turned" - no mention of who he told this to. and according to the scouse bloggers, we're paving the way for his exit this window by taking control of the narrative. i hope he stays but everyone has a price - he's a £100m winger now

typical German efficiency

Blame psr, not the clubs doing what they can to navigate this bullshit and avoid a points deduction. Hopefully this will be the end of it in its current form. It’s killing the game, along with VAR

reading his copy brings me out in hives

£50m. Not a penny less

Welcome. We’re not allowed to call newbies cunts anymore so only one thing remains: Do you stand iit sit when you wipe your arse?

Enjoyed The Streets, Nya Archives, Orbital, Polly Harvey, Paul Heaton and Little Simz from my sofa. Didn't bother watching any of the Pyramid headliner sets - shite.

Obviously they made us wait until after the psr window. Cunts

The Swiss will be too good for us on the evidence so far

£20m see ya, sucker of course the mancs waited till after the psr deadline