Dr Gloom

the counter point to that is if we sell someone for £100m we get to splash the cash in the remainder of the window. I’d like to think the club will find a more creative solution and this is all noise

Talking sense for once. It’s wine and chicken tonight

I think it’s tactical. It’s so nonsensical - the idea that the richest owners in world football are forced to sell the best player to a league rival. It’s too ridiculous to take seriously. I’ll be appalled if it’s true. I think it’s almost certainly bullshit story designed to highlight how pathetic these rules are

that’s more like it. Value them both at £25m and were sorted aren’t we?

I’ll believe it when I see it. But the Saudis aren’t the type to be pushed around. This strikes me as tactical move to put more pressure on the PL to end the psr bullshit

it’s all smoke and mirrors. The Saudis know what they’re doing

We’re not selling Isak man. The Saudis aren’t going to be pushed around to that extent. They’ve played by the rules so far, but they’ll find a way to get past the June deadline thing, probably by flogging Minteh

the price of everything is fucked. Best part of £20 for a packet of snouts these days. You used to get 10 regal king size for a quid from my local corner shop. Or single tabs for 20p. Thank fuck I quit the bastards

wise decision. it's the one of the best things to come out in the past few years

'King Gareth and football's English Crusaders' set to start production after the 'Three Lions' triumphant summer

biden's blown it. agree he should have stepped aside sooner.

southgate and the mrs getting it on

we're only pollen your leg

let snot

don't get snotty me with me

Came for the Newcastle chat, stayed for the hay fever advice

i say it every year to wind the mrs up

that looks good enough, though shaw is apparently nowhere near matxh fitness - ridiculous to bring only one natural left back, who is injured. i'd go like this for Slovakia -------------Pickford--------- Walker--Stones--Guehi--Trippier ---------Rice----Bellingham------ Palmer---Foden---Gordon -------------Kane------------

this best listened to in a dark loud club, or with headphones on full volume

The nights have started drawing in

why can’t England play like that?

I wish

festivals are fucking brilliant. the ones where people don’t bring their kids, I should add. 48 hours of hedonism, off your napper, dancing in a field. If you get lucky with the weather, nothing beats it.

it’s still going