Dr Gloom

Eleventy Twelve nil to us. Isak with eleventy thirteen of them

it’s only the gobshites on Twitter suggesting Howe’s position is in doubt. No real fan wants him gone. The supporters in the stadium back him just as we back him on here because we can see how good a job he’s done in a short space of time, without a blank chequebook and with horrible luck with injuries. Any ”supporters” calling for his head either started supporting the club after the takeover or are clueless, impatient morons

Yeah, we don’t major surgery. We need to sign 3-4 players who improve the first team and have better luck with injuries

Could have done with finding the winner mind because arsenal are going to carve us open at will

Another thrilling seesaw game and no surprise when you look at the team we put out: no centre forward, one 17 year old in midfield, another child off the bench making his debut and the venerable Matt Ritchie off the bench to rescue a point. Some players need to be moved on or used as squad players next season. Miggy, Miley and Longstaff would ideally be rotation options. Look how many minutes they’ve played this season. Miggy in particular has reverted to type in front of goal. Some of his decision making today was awful. He’s desparate for a goal I have loads of sympathy for Howe. I love that he’s trying to win every game despite being dealt such a shit hand with injuries. Apparently we don’t demand a team that wins, we demand a team that tries. Well, we have that. I love these lads

How the fuck do you end up injuring your pec playing football so you end up needing surgery?

Bryan Swanson, reporting the bleeding obvious, Sky Sports News

The DoF equivalent of “dodged a bullet”

the problem Howe has is Bruno is the best player we have available at both DM and “number 8” right now. Miley could go on to be a good “number 6” as he’s got a good football brain and is happy receiving it under pressure, like you say. I’d like to see us continue with this experiment of Bruno playing further forwards - especially against the weaker teams.

Have to “sell a top player” Has anyone at the club actually said that or is Downie going on what Eales said?

He’s not just a chief scout though. I have no idea exactly what a modern day DoF/Sporting Director role entails but transfers are only part of it

I’ve gone from loving listening to the bloke talk about being the centre cog or whatever bullshit analogy it was, to hating the cunt and hoping his career takes a spectacular nosedive

we need to rinse them to fuck for compensation. show them we’re a big club now and we don’t roll over anymore

Wow, he can get fucked then. Hope he’s a massive failure for them

Killjoy

the batsman's holding the bowler's willey

£100m and a new 5 year deal for Ten Haag

It's Newcastle vs United™ AND IT'S LIIIIIIIIIIVE

eddie would work his magic

£50m + Rashford

a pectoral injury - you couldn't make it up

who the fuck knows when we'll see him again. he hasn't trained with the team yet but could be back in feburary. that could either mean he's out for the season or back this weekend.