Dr Gloom

it's going to be a long, hard season. that's for sure

in lieu of the rvn/keane snap

Probably for the same reason the premier league is so entertaining - shit defending

you don't have to be gay to see that rooney doesn't look as fit in the pics of him with his top off as the pics of the other top players. neither did he look fit on the field during the world cup. if he wasn't fit, as it seems, why was he used so much? why was a half fit gareth barry taken? why was a perma crocked king taken? capello got a lot of these big calls wrong tbf.

The blood on your cock?

you're only 16? that explains a lot

another disappointing clash between two big sides that promised much more. portugal were very poor. mad that they were so negative with players like ronaldo and simao in the side. ronaldo hardly got the ball, you'd think they would be feeding him at every opportunity. some of spain's short passing game in the second half was class mind. villa looks on fire too. they look like one of the teams that might be in the mix with the argies and the brazilians. torres didn't look fit and was mostly a passenger. i wouldn't be surprised if he's benched for the next game.

another dull cagey game so far like

i'm not gay, in fact i've never come over a little queer

i'm not saying he's finished by the way but i do know a bit about fitness and judging on rooney's appearances in this world cup combined with the weight he's carrying, i'd day he's far from 100 per cent fitness. fit footballers usually look like this:

he's got an average bloke on the street physique. EDIT - premiership footballers are usually about 6% body fat. when you're that fit, abs and pecs pop and nothing wobbles. there's no way rooney is near that at the moment, looking at those pics

that's defintiely not a premier league footballer's build like

he's sporting a classic builder's tan on a couple of those snaps from after the german game too. that pic of the rooney family emerging from the sea all hunched over and pasty always made me laugh. can't find it on google though

i've got big hopes for spain v portugal tonight. should be a good game, though i thought brazil portugal would too so you never know. i'd like to see a genuine contest. there haven't been too many end to end ding dongs so far in this tournament.

i dunno if you can blame his natural shape for what looks like a lack of fitness. does he not normally look more lean? and doesn't he usually have better energy on the field? looking at those pics in the indy, he doesn't have that cut, athletic look that most other premier league footballers do, no sign of abs showing for instance. his build looked like an average bloke rather than a premier league footballer with insane fitness levels. border line moobs even this is the pic i'm on about

an interesting final challenge for hodgson. i'm not surprised o'neill didn't fancy it - not much of a step up from villa at the moment are they?

you've changed your tune. Shut up you nob.

one thing i would say is looking at the pictures of him with his top off after the germany match in the indy today, rooney doesn't look in the best shape. there were rumours of him carrying extra weight and they look to be true. he hasn't got the build of a permier league footballer at the moment.

you've changed your tune.

i saw mesrine part 1 recently. bit disappointed really after all the hype. didn't really show a human side of the lead at all. not really much to like about him. just typical gangster fare. i've got part 2 on blue ray topo but not sure i'll bother now. the mrs fell asleep during it. 5/10 on the flip side, i saw shutter island and i love you philip morris on the plane to the states recently and loved them both. i'd give them both solid 8/10s. and invictus, which was good and had me on the verge of tears until the final scene, which dragged - 6/10

i've got a sunburst fender telecaster, a fender electric acoustic and an alhambra spanish classical guitar.

serioulsy, what advice do you need to get a job at maccy ds? if you can't find work there, you may as well give up on life.

great goal from robinho. can brazil and the argies meet in the final? two teams of the competition so far for me along with the dutch. a south american derby as a final would be class though.

he's had two crap world cups but it's a bit premature to be writing his obituary, especially after the season he just had. i wouldn't bet against him being man u's top scorer again next season.