Dr Gloom

Is that a wig? yeah

fay play to barton. he's answered his critics on the pitch. i must admit i thought he was finished. but he desveres a new contract as he's been one of our best players this season and if he does take a pay cut to stay then he'll go up even further in my estimation.

I'm not having a go at him, he's a good looking chap, but you can tell who the office workers are. If I was eating a packet of hoola hoops, I could fit one round his arms, and HMHM's. i was trimming down for my wedding when that picture was taken. i'm loads fatter these days.

it is a myth. good time to load up on carbs and protein though

Dear me you're another one who looks like a recovering anorexic, the amount of blokes with skinny arms on here. Do nen of yous do any physical work at all? lean mate, not skinny

hey, we've got matching vests.

this is what i call an embarrasing picture. my excuse is it was taken on my stag do. i don't usually dress like that

He's very good isn't he

Agreed. This thread should be locked

Shame if true. He's young and promising. I doubt he expects first team football every week at his age. Defintely good enough to be an understudy in this league.

don't forget to tie your kangaroo down sport

depends on who wins the cups doesn't it?

we only need three more wins to be almost certain of staying up and we've three of our best players set to return plus hopefully a signing or two in the window. this is still chris hughton's side. pardew is playing the same players int he same positions and they're still playing with the same spirit. the legue is tight but it would take a monumental fuck up for us to get pulled into the relegation fight from here.

look at the positives. we took two points from two sides in the top 6. results we would have been happy with before the games with our squad on paper. gutted to lose points in both games in that manner though obviously

blow up ref ffs

shut up man

bit dark but fun. makes me want to roll back ten years and get my raving boots on

can we change the thread title? it keeps making me nervous.

eh? smudger smith is out for the season so we're already light in centre mid. tbh, ireland would almost certainly waltz into our starting 11 plus he brings a bit of creativity. why turn your nose up at an extra body that has undoubted quaity? he can pick a pass, beat a man and he's mobile. i'd rather him ahead of smith, guthrie, and the untried gosling. who cares that he's a bit of a bell end?

'transfer summit' ffs. i wonder if the g8 nations turned up to see what kind of deal could be hammered out.

a good mate of mine's nickname is suttah because of the striking resemblance he bears to the yorkshire ripper. he's gpt the crazy dark beard and everything.

Nar full size pitch playing 5 a side Aussies Krul Enrique Ben Arfa Nolan Shola Shola would be mint at five a side, he's so skillful when he can be bothered. If it was a Premier League 5 a side Arsenal would absolutely piss every single game. i'd go for that but would sub nolan for tiote. nice thread

go on, i dare you

Not sure id bother with Carroll. The head height rule would negate his strengths.

I'd like to produce tunes and own a record label. Sitting in a dark studio all day twiddling eq nobs and smoking endless biftas