Dr Gloom

egg by name egg by nature

howay. we need something to moan about. it was owen last week; this week it's oba.

Special K + Jalapino? Would certainly add some Woosh to that early morning shite. this morning for breakfast i had cheese on toast with jalapenos.

"...and it burns burns burns, the ring of fire"

I think I get what you're trying to say but they're all fucking pepper-shaped.... They're peppers man! i think they're called scotch bonnet. they look like small versions of regular peppers instead of the usual longer shaped chili peppers. anyway, if you ever use them proceed with caution.

whoop-de-fucking-do

those little pepper shaped ones at the bottom are absolutely savage - i think they're used quite a lot in caribbean cooking. for god's sake, don't scratch your eyes (or your knackers) after handling one of those fuckers.

anyone else got a chili habit? i can't seem to eat anything these days without making it spicy.

Brazil. I enjoyed it

pics or shut the fuck up

i'm off to spain for a week. beat that losers

quoted for truth. The level of intelligence on here must mean that most people can see it Welcome back again Leazes. do you mean me you stupid cunt I am not "Leazes". I see you have edited an avatar despite claiming not to edit things and also claiming that I am "leazes" also shows you can't keep what you think is personal information. What a fucking wanker. You'll always be Newcastle onlines little brother, run by immature tosspots welcome back leazes. we've missed you

Owen is indeed a world class striker, that is not in dispute......but the fact is that it was Martins goals which saved u NUFC from certain relegation last season... and he started with a brace in the 1st game of the new season. Most coaches would have given him an extended run .... Owen on the other hand has spent more than a year on the sidelines and seemed more interested in playing for England than the club.. Martins on the other hand seems to put club first that is wrong is so many ways I daren't begin to retort. If I'm honest, NUFC would have gone down last year if not for Martins, and I don't think there can really be much dispute on this topic. Who else was there? Luque? Ameobi? Sibierski? Or, yes, Owen? Talk of him leaving or being sold is, as I've said, absurd. He had a good run with us last season, has held up well enough this season, and will continue to fight for his place in the first team. It's not like he's Boumsong or Luque or one of our other high-price imports who has done nothing to prove their class. As usual, a load of nonsense about "world class" again. People still think Michael Owen walks on water. He's getting on and he's lost a lot. I still say at this point I'd rather have Martins than Owen as Martins can create something out of nothing, and Owen needs chances created for him (which he is usually excellent at finishing). The way our midfield is at the moment, I think we need Martins's unpredictability and creativity. and of course there's the issue of magness

i would say owen's all round game is far better than oba's. his movement, link up play, first touch, finishing and positional sense are all superior. oba beats him for pace and maybe long range shooting but all round, owen is far better and i'd say it's harder to coach the things oba doesn't have than vice verca with owen.

possibly but at the moment he's behind faye, cacapa and rozenhal

weird appointment for sure. i would have thought someone like paul jewell would have been option for bolton. i can see megson taking them down.

to be fair, all three of sam's new centre backs look far better than taylor

it's belter. the only problem is the missus won't let us put it above the fireplace. she wants a mirror there instead so it's on its stand at the moment. what the fuck is that all about? she reckons the fireplace is the focal point of the living room but deep down if we're all honest, we know it's the telly really.

agree though another one who ideally wouldn't be starting week in week out, unless he improves futher

One of the best moments in the game's tv coverage! that's quality. matey boy next to ashley doesn't look too happy

i agree he's worth keeping. he's a frustrating player though. i think he's an ideal striker to have coming off the bench because he can change a game but you know he'll score a 30 yard screamer one game and then miss a tap in the next.

gemmil will be gutted