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Janowicz seems like a right miserable twat. Chuffed for Murray and would love it, LOVE IT! if he wins the whole thing.

Thought Halfords would have been the obvious option?

That was an epic semi-final man Gutted for Del Potro - thought he played out of his (hairy) skin. Have to leave for work in an hour so I hope my patients don't mind dreaming along to the match on the radio in theatre tonight.....

Whilst I think it's rude of someone to talk on their phone when being served at the checkout I find it far, far more ignorant when shop assistant continues to gossip with a colleague when I'm stood at the checkout waiting to be served. I wouldn't get away with delaying a client (patient) at work just because the tale of who shagged whom at the last night out was more important!

I'm sure HMHM will really appreciate your offer, but are you sure you can fit it in to your hectic schedule?

That's Ms Mag to you I just wonder when he actually works! And he's always on here when he's allegedly looking after his children

Howay man, I'm trying to have my breakfast here

When did you get that?!

Oh go on!! Happy birthday shithead

You didn't ask any of that though, you bloody nuisance! You said "What's this Rye bread all about then?" as if it hadn't yet entered the medieval town of Boldon!

"Rye bread is a type of bread made with various percentages of flour from rye grain." - the first line on Wikipedia. Fucking hell man, I despair.

Tell her to get her own place and then she can use and pay for her own internet.

Trust you and your geekiness!

Surely if you're taking parental control it's just a matter of speaking to your child about it and coming to a compromise? Or bribery. I use that a lot.

Horse riding?! I missed that one

Aye - Edward Furlong.

Terrible lips.

Twin Peaks woman? Cant remember her name.

Easy, that's Alison Moyet - she was on BBC breakfast this morning and looks amazing!

We call her Moonface in our house... Face like a satellite dish. (her and Sophie Ellis- Bexter) Hmm, it appears I'm in bitchfest mood tonight..

Perv

As an aside - fucking Maslow and his hierarchy of needs takes me right back to being a student nurse at Uni!

I would travel to lovely places and write about it in a warm, informative and humorous manner. Which is basically what I do every time I travel just no-one gets to read it!