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I'm exactly the same and don't even try. I was singing at this one today which helped cos you can't sing if you're a snivelling wreck anyway. Feel like a proper hard-nosed cow sometimes but I guess it's easier to just not let things get through cos it hurts less. Maybe I'm an armadillo in disguise...

Another week, another funeral. Been to too many recently. It's all slushy and sloppy and that but if you care about someone then let them know

http://www.cbsnews.c...h/?id=50147264n Okay, I cried

Has he gone then?

You'd be surprised how many people don't know what Leukaemia is though.

Be warned! http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-37-stabbed-boyfriend-after-1896014?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

It's the thought that counts so I reckon you've as good as paid for Jill's shopping as well!

I've just stripped off in my kitchen. Got Bridget Jonesed (again) by a car when I left the hospital this morning.

She has very flamboyant arms when she presents the weather. I think she's a frustrated ballet dancer or something. Not that any of you are looking at her arms like...

Bus wankers Cheeky fucker I'm GLAD Slaters wouldn't alter your stupid jacket

Argh! If it didn't happen to be the busiest weekend in my entire year then I'd take them in a second. If anything falls through I'll let you know.

Did you go to Slaters btw, MF?

My dad normally drops me off, then 2 buses home in a morning.

I don't drive otherwise I'd be on my way Let me know when you're next in Washington! I'm seriously doubting whether I can go to work tomorrow and I've not had a night off in about 6 years.

I've got a trapped nerve in my neck and Paracetamol, brufen and codeine are not touching it. Sneezed earlier and nearly passed out. Feeling properly sorry for myself.

She may have had simultaneous reconstruction which we do a lot these days, so your wank bank may remain intact. All the best to her too, obviously. Wouldn't want her to think we were all superficial should she ever happen across Toontastic

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Who will I lust after if he goes ffs?? Inconsiderate git.

I've no doubt that he's relieved! It's the bloody negativity that pisses me off. Instead of saying "Arsenal can beat us 4-0 for all I care" he should be saying "If we beat Arsenal we could finish top half now." What happened to fighting til the end? 'Not Being Relegated' isn't a fucking achievement and it's not good enough.

Sky News Newsdesk ‏@SkyNewsBreak53s Local tv in U.S. City of New Orleans reports at least a dozen people injured in a shooting during local neighbourhood Mother's Day parade.

He was amazing! (The bloke on the first one)

Well fuck off back to your superficial, spoilt, indulgent life and don't watch it then!!! (It involves a Geordie giving a Yank kid a Newcastle shirt though )

Just watch the video at the top of this report.... http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Bone-Marrow-Transplant-Reunion-207010541.html

We don't play til tomorrow