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Only about 1.2 billion people. As the lone Catholic voice on here, I fully expect none of this to be taken seriously but it's significant for those of us that give a shit. I'm pleased with his appointment and like him better than the last one already.

I presume he'll be at the RVI so that would be a no. Shame really as I have a fantastic bedside manner Good luck MF

Don't think anyone could ever describe me as vain I won't be trowelling on concealer to cover them up, I'm just surprised cos I just never get them!

I had chicken pox late too but I was in my late teens and that was bad enough, must've been hell in your 30's. Nah, these are just general horrible spotty spots. Probably hormonal or stressy ones but they're annoying. And Dave, thanks for your invaluable advice

I have spots! What the fuck is going on?! I never get spots. Even as a teenager I didn't get spots

Father's Day is in June - there's never a game

Did you want just jeans or specifically 'fucking jeans?'

What did you get banned for?

I'm very International darling

Brilliant news Brock! I'm chuffed for you Strange mood here. My brother is off to Iraq again tonight as a medical volunteer and it's the bairns 4th birthday and I haven't seen him today yet, which is shit

Dear god, you don't do fickleness by halves, do you??

Braising steak, tin of beans, tin of sweetcorn, tin of tomatoes, onion. Have I missed anything?

I don't have a recipe but I'm sure Google probably has A Nigerian co-worker of mine eats curried goat daily and it looks and smells horrific All I know about goat is that you have to cook it really slowly or it ends up dry and tough.

Do you really wonder that?

Ignore it! Never wipe back to front!

Cheers pet. Love a bit of sarcasm and condescension first thing in a morning!

I just came in here to ask if we were on telly today. If anyone knows, can you let me know

My mistake. The report I heard on the tv this morning stated that the lion was killed afterwards. I posted the link without reading it properly. Lesson learned!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21693683 So woman climbs into a LION's cage in California and is killed. So they shoot the lion. What the fuck did they expect it to do? Makes me very angry.

Fuck off

Can I just throw wet wipes/baby wipes/moist toilet tissue into the mix here? Thus ensuring total spotlessness.