catmag

You have to have fish and chips for tea tonight! Good luck with it

He's a bloke from Emmerdale. (Cain, not Brock)

Sorry Tom

I read that earlier, and have since seen her on an Oscars highlights thing. They had a point

Got seasons 1-6 of House for my birthday. That'll keep me out of bother for a while!

Language!!

I've had him locked in the shed.

Jesus, what happened??

Thanks Sammy, Alex and I saw Hufty in the Trent after the match

Cheers lads. Just heading out the other side of a hangover and have just witnessed Cisse's goal so it's all good. There's now can-can dancers on the pitch at SJP

Watch this space - there may be a rare appearance from him when we get home and I let him use my laptop

I've just shown him this post and his answer is "umm, I don't know really!" Different job means he's driving a lot and has less time to mess about on the board. He has just admitted that he stalks us all by reading but not posting. I'm trying to remedy the situation.

Manc-mag is full of tapas and San Miguel and sends his love

Ew man! Wonder if they do chopsticks....

Going to El Coto tomorrow night with the mancster. I shall think of you!* *Might be a lie

Just a little update: Ria walked 76 independent steps yesterday. Hoping to get a video from Michelle up here soon

Doesn't bother me. I was brought up at Shields beach so marine critters don't scare me. Had a class time at Seven Stories yesterday - it's the first time I've been. Then Cluny for lunch and a wander round the farm afterwards.

The Planetarium was closed when we were there last week. We're going to do the Discovery museum next actually. It's fantastic that it's free and I agree about making a contribution. Because the bairn is still quite little he doesn't appreciate the exhibitions etc at the Centre for Life yet but there's a great bit upstairs for under 6's where there's just a whole little community that they can play in; house, shop, garden, kitchen etc.

Yeah went to the Hancock last week actually and it was canny. There's a few bits and pieces for little'uns but the Centre for Life is better I think. I'm planning on bringing the bairn down to London at some point soon - he's 4 in a couple of weeks so would the NHM have stuff for him to do?

Off to Seven Stories tomorrow for the Jungle Storyparty http://www.sevenstories.org.uk/whats-on/events/116840/jungle-storyparty Always in need of ideas for new things to do so feel free to contribute to the thread if any of you find a new venture with the sproglets

It's quality entertainment!

Seriously will you lot listen to yourselves! Bitching and squabbling worse than any woman

Did you not notice the thread called "500 injured by meteorite shower in Russia?"

Uh-oh. You might die