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I got a brand new iPhone 4S delivered this morning. From me cos I'm worth it (And I was due an ugrade....)

Ooops

Hey CT...

If it turns out you need anything surgical - microdiscectomy, nerve decompression etc, give me a shout. We've got some very good surgeons at our place. (Obviously I'm hoping that's a last resort)

Mr Fist, I think I love you

Elaborate cover-up!

You were the one insinuating that all male nurses were gay. I just omitted to mention our kid was straight. Well, as far as I know anyway - he's single!

*Yawn* And he's straight.

My tall, broad, bald brother is a nurse and may have an issue with your sweeping generalisations

:lol:

Have a word!

Spanner

Honestly man, chilli flakes in their most basic form are with all the other jars of herbs and spices in Asda and everywhere else! Especially in Boldon Asda where there's probably 10 times more herbs and spices than when I had to make do with Seaham Asda and they had them there!

God bless the ex's Sky Go account. This will hopefully be a cracker... (It was his suggestion btw, I'm not taking liberties )

Get over it, minions!

We don't need another snow topic when there's a 35 page on on the next page. Merged.

I'm currently in bed snuggling with a warm nearly 4-yr old having just booked tickets for Wreck It Ralph at lunchtime today. It's all good

Cheese, crackers, pate, strawberries, melon, ham, olives, baguettes, prosecco.

It's a bit like when a football team other than the one you support gets relegated; it doesn't affect you, but to someone, somewhere it's news. There's got to be more to this. Popes don't resign.

Oh you numbskull

El Coto was fab tonight. Food was gorgeous, very quiet and excellent service. Lovely evening

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2272997/Paul-Gascoigne-Slurring-shaking-swearing-stage-pathetic-face-Gazza-fallen-soccer-hero.html#axzz2JsZ6K8CF

Ah, if only there was a 'Recommend me something to watch' thread....

As a player he was a genius and a hero. As a man he is a mess. Unfortunately too many "friends" have used him over the years for their own benefit and when he most needs loyalty, support and love they're not interested. How in fuck's name any genuine human being could think for a second that he was in any fit state for him to do an after-dinner speech is ridiculous. My views on Gazza as a man have been well documented on here over many years but I feel desperately sorry for him. We all know it's just a matter of time, because due to a combination of personality, poor advice, gold diggers and freeloaders it's far too late for anyone to help him in any meaningful way.