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And the metro's not really that far.

They should have hippocrocopig in there too. Beautifully descriptive!

I'm happy to chip in Stevie. The best of luck with it

That's a real classy tattoo there! Or are they just rogue pubes?

He should just come clean (oo-er) It's a common affliction..

You can. What's happened like?

Not sure where it's from but it's white,cold, chardonnay'ish and I'm not at work. That'll do.

You been drinking again MF?

Nightshift done, had breakfast with my folks and soon off up to Allendale/Hexham for lunch and a catch up with the girls. As long as I can stay awake it should be a canny day.

We were naughty and had Chinese at 2am at work.

Shut it you!

And you're as pathetic now as you were then.

I rarely buy myself anything, including clothes and shoes. I've not had a holiday in 4 years and no annual leave since April, plus I work overtime every week. I decided I was worth treating myself

Truly a thing of beauty..

There was an old man from Boldon Whom the Internet seemed to embolden He ate sausage and lard And sat out in his yard And he thought reading books was quite loathsome. Close enough....

Amen brother!

Aye, and you're the expert!

Tell you what, he's the fucking spit of you..

Thankfully not now I know what it is

See, you can't even post a simple picture! Imbecile

You're still fucking useless I was right though - he's a case study alright!

What's it worth?

You've had access to it since you became a mod