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None of them are Alex or LBT.

Okay, that's enough. Locked.

You pair of detestable plebs! I had a Twix

I'm in a content mood. My brother is home from Iraq safe, sound and shitting through the eye of a needle, plus we've done the Christmas nightshift rota and I've got Christmas and new year off

Okay, chill your boots with the insults Winston. If we don't feed the trolls they might just go away.

You're camper than Meenzer by a country mile!

You can't get cheaper and more basic than this - but it's a bed for the night.. http://www.macdonaldhotel.com/page2.htm

Is this a purchase following one of the children breaking the other one by throwing something at it?

Glad it went well How was Stu?

They have as they want the professional services to take over. I don't imagine they want a member of the public finding the body of a child after 4 days

Or firemen even

She's always been a cold, detestable "journalist" She's never shown a shred of emotion or compassion throughout this, or any of the other stories she covers. She asks ridiculous questions and doesn't actually listen to the replies, preferring to look at her notes or concentrate on her next link.

When I was a student nurse, one of the girls in the nurses home used to do that regularly, except it was generally fish fingers. Because it was a hospital building, we would automatically get 3 fire engines despatched from the local station. It's never attractive greeting fireman at 4am stood outside shivering in flannel pyjamas

Apparently 2 witnesses have alleged they saw him walking near the river with a black binliner on Tuesday. The police have also brought in sonar location equipment to search the river again today.

Stop affording him the courtesy of answers to his fucking ridiculous questions. Blatantly hate-filled and irrational in regards to the Police service. And probably doesn't have half a clue as to what some of the Police have to deal with in their line of work.

God, I feel absolutely sick at this. I rarely imagine scenarios like this in relation to myself because I simply can't think about it. Something shuts off and stops me from doing it. I'm the same if I start to read a news article where a child has been intentionally harmed - I have to stop reading. I just absolutely can't understand how any human being could do that. A tiny, innocent, defenceless child man. God bless her family. I pray that they find her and let her at least go home to them

They can get a final 24hr extension today which will take them til tomorrow at 5pm. Her poor parents man - I just can't imagine.

They've still not found this bairn in Wales

Sucked?! You want stringing up by them for buying that!

I discovered this little scenario being played out by my son last night... I fear it's not going to end well....

I've had a cup of tea instead. The powers that be split my nights this week so I'm doing Wednesday/Saturday which is just shit as it messes up every day inbetween. I'm trying to stay up, then have a couple of hours and go to bed as normal tonight. Most unsatisfactory

Have a fantastic day HF! I'm sure Lanky's speech will be epic My mood? I've had the kind of night where I'm seriously contemplating opening a bottle of wine when I get home. I'll be home 16hrs after I left to go to work.

But incredibly satisfying

Listen to you You'll be a nervous wreck considering the jelly-legged meltdown you had on here after your first date.

Well that's just ridiculous. It's when people say it out loud that it really fucks me off. "Hashtag exhausted!" Shut the fuck up man, you bellend