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Newcastle airport pigeon scarer? Oh, public sector? Is it my boss?

I made raspberry-infused vodka a while back but it took minimal time and effort save buying fresh raspberries, sugar and a bottle of Absolut

We use the word 'cakehole' over here but it works just as well! That meal sounds class. You must actually like this one cos you don't normally go to that much effort for a shag

Typical dad dinner

I'm just about tolerating you at the moment. Don't spoil it.

This whole (hole) thread is disturbing.

They do food at the Grotto too, don't they? And there's a canny spot for the bairns to play out the back.

Probably. I've got 48hrs at work between tomorrow and Sunday morning so I'm planning on a peaceful day!

Why, when I get the chance to have a lie-in am I wide awake at 8am? Most annoying.

I wander in from time to time to keep an eye on you boys. I am a proper fan aswell you know Like, season ticket until I had the bairn and that.

Can I put a late bid in for Cabaye please?

Dear me

I'd rather be ugly, smell nice and surround myself with blind people

Bye bye beer.

That's just a mermaid! Is that really a tough choice for you boys?

Feel free to add your own. There's always the old classics - Would you rather have no arms or no legs? Or be blind/deaf?

This 'lion' on the loose in Essex? They've decided it's probably 'a large domestic cat' How fucking large are domestic cats in Essex for anyone to make that kind of mistake?! Oh and here it is.. If anything, that looks like a shit version of the cowardly lion from The Wizard of Oz.

Don't think about it too deeply Jon! I was going to say DVD's vs CD's but then someone would just say they'd download them anyway

But women are shit pundits. Fact.

....If you had to live the rest of your life without either your car (or anyone else's car) or the Internet, which would you choose? (Was listening to something last night with lots of similarly daft questions) If you had to give up either films or music?

MF, Annie will probably love it but it might be a bit much for the little'un. Joseph spent most of it on the floor peering in between the chairs with his hands over his ears. It would appear he's not a great fan of bears Although now that we're home he's decided he liked it. I think Madagascar 3 will be a safer bet when it comes out....

He's too little for profound messages but likes the fact that balloons lift up a house Saying that, he recognises emotions and knows when 'the man is sad'

Yeah he loves it. He pretends he's got tracks on his feet and acts it out.

I've been trying to get him to watch it but at the minute the sabre tooth tiger scares him Tell a lie about Pixar, we don't watch Nemo much cos the shark freaks him out as well.

I'm going to lock this if the pair've you don't pack it in