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Oh you're such a knobhead

Because you're mental and love us all very much

I either smell of Enchanted Bloom (no really!) or Other Peoples Piss depending on whether I'm at work or not.

Random Harvest. An old, black and white, beautiful film which I'm sure not one of you have even heard of, least of all seen. I loved it, and want to be a 1940's actress when I grow up

Don't push it!

I know. But there are always exceptions..

I think I might actually agree with you there.

It's really bothering me that Terry got a medal and that he's prancing around like the fucking cock that he is.

This 100% I hate penalties..

That is brilliant

What's he saying? Having to watch ITV cos I'm at work..

Shitty work coffee which are Kenko instant sachets and taste only marginally better than dishwater.

Have you been stalking poor, unsuspecting ladies again?

Love a cup of tea and could easily drink 6-8 cups a day but I do try and restrict it. I think the north is still seen as stereotypically 'tea drinking' although saying that, they're always banging on about a lahvely cappa tea in Eastenders...

What's the chances of CT getting overly impatient and "trying it" before it's ready?

Stretch limos are soooo tacky....

A bit Robson Green there CT!

Cheers pet. Not bad for someone who has lived in South Shields, Washington, Manchester, Gateshead (briefly) and Seaham!

A proper blast from the past

It was on in the background here and I ended up bawling my eyes out. Maybe I am a proper girl after all

Tongue on brown for you, coming up!

Nah, I've made him go to work to earn money so I can buy pretty things

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