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Clothes shopping. Fucking hate it.

Especially for CT with lots of belated Valentine's love.. Grammar - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. Mwah

Oh Monkey All you can do is be there for Mrs M. It's a horrible, horrible thing

Impressive, I usually end up splashing back on my knees if I try to stay half asleep during the late night wee run. Sit-down wees are the future

Just had my annual renewal letter this morning from the NMC reminding me that I have to pay £76 by March for the privilege of staying registered as a nurse. I have to pay them for me to be able to work. Lush.

I can go for a wee and consciously stay asleep (if that makes sense!) I even resumed a dream the other day when I got back in bed.

How is he today Stevie?

Ahhh, the caring side of the NHS

Reading the posts from both of you tonight really does remind me that i should treat every one of my patients as if they were the dad/mam of one of my friends. It's something I try to be mindful of but may not always succeed. Renton's dad could so easily have been one of my patients and I might never have known.

Renton - I know only too well how few AAA's even make it out of theatre because we do many of them and they are probably the most intense operations that we do. SO, so glad to hear how well he's doing. Where did he have it done? Stevie - one day at a time pet. Hopefully they've already changed the Morphine to something else for his pain and it might have improved him already. Keep your chin up and stay strong for him.

Tiptoes or had they got you a stool? Typically empathetic

Some amazing pictures here.. http://www.boston.co..._hits_euro.html

I prefer busty blondes to brunettes

She's not my type

I'll just be boring and wish you a very happy day

The snow can fuck off (in advance!) I have to get to work for 8pm tonight and back home in the morning. I can seriously do without it.

Aye, the top picture is

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/68266/Geordie-Shore-Launch-Kebab-Scented-Perfume Classy.

Is that a mood or just a plug for your FB page?

Where are you working today Mr Monkey?

Thick teenagers. On the bus home from work this morning and the usual gaggle of emo teenagers got on the bus and one of them sat next to me, with his two female friends sat in front. He spent the first 5 minutes flattening his shredded wheat hair forward as far as it would possibly go. then turns to one of the lasses and says "Uhhhmm, can I borrow your um...eye thing?" "My what?" "You know, your eye thing..." "Eh, what you on about man, you retard?!" "That eye thing that you do your make up with and that.." "OH, my mirror! Yeah, course...." Eye thing?! How thick do you have to be to not know the name of a mirror?! FFS, the youth of today.

I see you borrowed Del-boy's jacket..... How man! That's this winters bang-on-trend camel duffel coat I'll have you know!

Name-dropping tart... Have you not seen my FB this morning? Yes that's me and Marti Pellow