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We rely on football to fill the gaps when there's nowt else on Although my TV viewing at the moment is still 98% Toy Story 1,2 & 3...

They're all tucked up for the night at the moment Why did she have a hissy? Were you misbehaving?

Now that is bad At least I'm watching the Spurs match like a proper bloke.. Mrs. Fist had a hissy , so no match tonight. And if you're a proper bloke, show us yer moobs. Look at you being all cocky when you've been frankly PWNED!! by your lass

Now that is bad At least I'm watching the Spurs match like a proper bloke..

When you look out of the window in the morning and think "Ooo, it's a good day to put the washing out on the line" [/me this morning]

The resus trainer at our place told me that his basic advice these days is "Just do something" and don't be obsessing over how many compressions to how many breaths etc. If you witness a cardiac arrest or someone whose heart has stopped then you truly can't make them any worse.. Yes I know what to do but I'd still shit myself if it happened outside of work. I'm much happier having a defib and an anaesthetic machine to ventilate with.

One of the lads I went to school with is living as a woman and is awaiting the surgery..

5 ? You're only in your 30's [or that is what you look] Yeah, I'm 36. My best friend was killed in a road accident when I was 12. She got off the school bus and crossed the road behind it without looking and was hit by a car coming the other way. She hit her head on a lamppost and was in a coma for a week and her life-support was switched off after brain stem tests showed there was nothing they could do. When I was 15 another friend at school was killed in a head-on collision when he was a passenger in a car. In my 20's a friend of mine died in his sleep and was found the next morning by his flatmate. They couldn't find any reason for it and it was put down to SADS (Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.) 6 years ago a friend from Manchester attempted suicide by injecting himself with an overdose of insulin. It didn't quite work but put him in a coma and he wasn't found for 3 days by which time it was too late to do anything and he died in intensive care of multi-organ failure. Finally, the cousin of my other half contracted a virus (they thought it was meningitis at first but tests ruled it out) He was in intensive care for 2 months and eventually died after he developed pneumonia - he was 26. That was about 2 years ago now and they never really found out what exactly the virus was - he initailly had flu-symptoms but quickly deteriorated. Miserable stuff eh? It just makes me more determined to enjoy every day, I guess.

The first funeral I went to was when I was 12 and it was my best friend. Since then I've been to a lot, but 5 for friends of mine that were around the same age as me when they died, which always makes you re-evaluate life.

It's fine. It's over with for another 12 months and I'll be sure not to mention it next year..

Lighten up man. No! It annoys me

That doesn't make sense, i dont think many of the police are english. Only 25 as well This is the reason i wouldnt wanna be a cop here, but i can see why people risk it, my mates just recently became one, nearly 30k a year when you're off your probationary year, best chance at a good wage for people with maybe not the best qualifications. He'd only been doing the job 3 weeks after finishing his training

you missed the chance of a toyboy there I already have one thanks

My mate did that when we were at school. His sister's fella was a white van man and he used to hang around with him and hero worship him, so he used to copy the stuff he did. We went to this greasy spoon cafe for bacon sarnies in our school uniforms. The wife behind the counter had forearms like popeye, covered in tattoos and she was not for messing with. The look she gave him when he asked for a "bacon sandwich, love" in his school clobber was beautiful. I would have sabotaged the bacon sandwich! I wouldn't think too much into it, babe. Pipe down, sonny.

My mate did that when we were at school. His sister's fella was a white van man and he used to hang around with him and hero worship him, so he used to copy the stuff he did. We went to this greasy spoon cafe for bacon sarnies in our school uniforms. The wife behind the counter had forearms like popeye, covered in tattoos and she was not for messing with. The look she gave him when he asked for a "bacon sandwich, love" in his school clobber was beautiful. I would have sabotaged the bacon sandwich!

When some cocky little shit who looks about 12 calls you "love"

Yeah! YEAHHHHHHHH! I think it may be time for me to give this forum a little rest don't ya know?! I have enough stress in my real life without coming on here and getting wound up half way through each thread. Don't let it get to you. Little boys never really grow up - it's pathetic.

Just a quick post to remind you boys that it's Mothers Day on Sunday so don't forget to do something nice for your marmees. Yes it's a money-making rip-off along the lines of Valentines Day but she'll still be secretly miffed if you forget

I hope someone offered the family a hard shoulder to cry on...

This should be in the pet hates thread but it annoys me irrationally when the newspapers or morning news programmes run a piece trying to catch people out. This mornings offering included "The Rooneys bringing out their own brand of fruit and veg" including Brocoleen, Coleenflower and Oroonges. Tedious as fuck.

It could be a complete coincidence that it happened the day after the surgery though. Did you have the carpal tunnel decompression under local anaesthetic Bev?

Doctors look young.

Fuck right off. Not the Whole day. Aye, you'd have one of them week long Indian doo-dahs so you could really fucking milk it! gan stuff yorsel in a bin Oooo, you're so........common yup, I'm basically speaking from the gutter. You really are Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

Nobody got their wang chopped off Kevin. Unless you mean that Bobbitt fella. I was just about to reply to Kevin with "you do know that he didn't get his cock chopped off, don't you?" Well Kevin? There's no cock-choppage in this thread you know

Fuck right off. Not the Whole day. Aye, you'd have one of them week long Indian doo-dahs so you could really fucking milk it! gan stuff yorsel in a bin Oooo, you're so........common